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A good hygiene hack is to be a vampire so you can't see how hideous your hygiene is in the mirror.
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Rad-daddio posted:Does anyone else shave their rear end valley so it's easier to wipe? I did it last night, and I ended up nicking my rear end in a top hat and I'm afraid the next time I take a poo poo it'll tear and my lower half will unzip like a duffel bag full of wet scarves. I'm assuming it's too much upkeep so I just imagine it's self regulating from a hair perspective.
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Aug 17, 2019 05:38
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The one thing I do regret a bit is not using sunscreen as much as I could have. Luckily with a life full of healthy exercise I'm going to age like Peter Fonda and not Robert Kraft.
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Aug 17, 2019 22:08
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Shaving every day is onerous. You want someone clean shaven, you have to accept some days they're gonna have some stubble. Upstairs and downstairs.
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Aug 18, 2019 05:02
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:This is why I've removed all of my skin and replaced it with a polymer. I've added on to the second story and the lower half is full of junk.
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Aug 18, 2019 05:05
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You can save a lot of money on deodorant by just shoving leaves under your shirt. It'll give you that good pine scent that drives people wild.
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Aug 18, 2019 18:45
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I will die on this (public) mound! Is the public mound well trimmed?
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Aug 18, 2019 19:11
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When practicing goon hygiene do not neglect to clean you scabbard and wrist sheaths for your knives. They tend to get damp and can quickly smell like mildew which will expose you to the evil baron and turn off the fair damsel.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:43
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My Shoes posted:I fill my bathtub with gin and lay in it slowly sipping. Gross, gin.
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Aug 26, 2019 01:50
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My Shoes posted:I sip with a twizzler. Honestly? Port.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:25
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Be sure to save all your fingernail clippings and hair hidden in envelopes around your studio. It would be terrible if they fell into the hands of a voodoo witch.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:34
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My Shoes posted:unless the voodoo witch made a doll and simulated sex on it. Obviously you're not a voodoo witch. Proper voodoo requires hair or fingernail or skin remnants from the victim for the magic to be properly potent. No one knows you went big on Sunday, sleep in to cut the hangover and just skip your shower. You will not smell like cheap wine.
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Aug 26, 2019 03:00
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My Shoes posted:You were wrong OhDubs. People keep asking why it smells like a cheap french dive bar whenever im around today. Thanks for the lovely advice man! I'm sorry but that's just called "smelling french".
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Aug 26, 2019 21:08
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Most toilet paper in public places is really thing and not fit for standard usage. You should always walk around with a full toilet paper roll of the highest quality at all times. If you somehow forget your roll and must go number 2 in public, do not risk the stinky finger and just go nowhere near the blast zone. Alternatively, go full fist into the problem space, wiping aggressively with your fingers until you're all clean. After all, you're going to wash your hand anyway, what's the big deal?
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Sep 4, 2019 16:48
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Vaginas like ears are self cleaning, no need to use all that dish soap or anything. And a reminder that a fleshlight is a pocket pussy, so it probably operates on the same principle.
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Sep 10, 2019 23:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:Assholes are self cleaning too. Assholes, rectums. poo poo, the whole body is self cleaning. You might as well stop using stringent detergents.
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Sep 11, 2019 05:31
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Before showering, consider Axe body spray.
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Sep 16, 2019 01:05
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Rad-daddio posted:I haven't used a comb or hair brush in 15 years. I comb and brush myself daily, but not my head.
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Sep 18, 2019 22:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:Are you a hobbit? Nope, just a hairy hairy man.
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Sep 18, 2019 22:35
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:underpants exist to be changed daily and i guarantee you smell like rear end if thats not the case When you put it like that, want to change your underpants into cash?
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Sep 24, 2019 06:17
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Hiking a week in the woods generally produces pheromones of activity and health and virility. Sitting on the couch without showering all weekend is just like that but without all the driving.
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Oct 5, 2019 05:26
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Burt Sexual posted:I have a friend that wears Frankenstein and mirth. It smells good for a hippie. Not correcting the auto thing That's franken-STEEN.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:39
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Burt Sexual posted:Stop This thread, much like goon hygiene, is neglected until an absolute disaster happens, usually haphazardly fixed with a spare loose sock and some body spray.
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Oct 14, 2019 18:13
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My Shoes posted:Im cleaning my house today and finding so many things i thought i lost. Deodorant, I've been looking for that for months! Good thing I didnt buy a new one. That should have been a silly waste of money.
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Oct 20, 2019 17:46
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Best product for managing man pubes? Broken glass. I've found that the green bottles are generally sharper but the clear glass allows you to see your work better.
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Oct 20, 2019 18:39
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Does anyone have any advice on underboob sweat? I'm going through a roll of paper a week over here.
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Oct 21, 2019 18:06
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Jerry Cotton posted:Talcum powder? Ok, I jizzed in some powder and now my boobs are sticking together.
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Oct 24, 2019 19:21
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