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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 23:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:19 |
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Marquardt-Doerksen II make it happen
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 20:00 |
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Digital Jedi posted:MMA Gods demand sacrifices for Khabib vs Tony (banging knife and fork on table) GIVE HIM A CAN! GIVE HIM A CAN! If we can't ge the KZ vs Ortega megabrawl, I want some loving awesome poo poo to go down with him clowning on an outmatched opponent so he gets a big cool win in Korea.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 04:44 |
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Featherweight is by a wide margin the best division holy poo poo. Non champs include Zabit TKZ Ortega Kattar Yair Emmett Moicano Burgos Volkanovski Like gently caress why can't other divisions have so many awesome fighters. Even the mediocre ones in there are better than 95% of the UFC.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 15:04 |
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Frankie's going to die and then he'll be dead
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 16:43 |
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I still like Fitch
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 02:47 |
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piratepilates posted:Liz Carmouche is in UFC no longer According to people on twitter, her release was announced while she was representing the UFC as a UFC + military veteran at a "UFC Are Troops" event.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 23:40 |
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The UFC is really poo poo and I'm glad that I give them as little money as I can manage while still staying up with this sport which I really like
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 13:21 |
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kimbo305 posted:Starting a GoFundMe to fly Mark to Dana’s office.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 16:02 |
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I had first row of the bowl dead centre once and it was great.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 21:28 |
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LobsterMobster posted:Rashad's brain seems fine, right? Love that correlation between right wing conspiratorial thinking and brain damage.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2019 03:03 |
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CRISPYBABY posted:I think he's a better kickboxer than an MMA fighter, but MMA is where the money's at. He's better with it than he used to be, but he still leans on a super defensive high shell guard that just doesn't work that great with MMA sized gloves/also isn't the best at defending not traditional kickboxing techniques. He's willing to take shots because he tries to block them all with his arms and then gets starched when things slip through. I'm amazed how long he and his guard held up though. Bigiboy has serious power even among heavyweights. I was expecting Reem to go down basically the first time he pulled that stunt. If he can last that long under that kind of power it's working, but against top-tier power it only needs to go wrong once. Other things that went wrong for him were a) BB's chin held up to the 3-4 big clean shots that he landed, b) BB conserved his energy better than reem apparently expected, and c) he didn't mix up his offense. For (the as always value neutral) "whatever reason" we didn't see much of his step knees or other good clinch work. I don't see what kind of threat Bigiboy offers that Mark Hunt doesn't (maybe reach?), and the knees were there all day against Hunt.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 15:11 |
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Tag yourself I'm the Jesus is life tshirt
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 22:16 |
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InfiniteZero posted:I'm the Jesus is Life guy's jorts. De Randamie is the highest ranked opponent coming off of a win who Nunes hasn't already defended her title against. She also scored a really quick KO of Aspen Ladd and is on a (checks wikipedia) 5 fight win streak! Wow. GDR's only loss since 2011, and only UFC loss, is to Nunes, if you don't include her loss of dignity and fans' goodwill after the whole FW title fiasco. It's really more of a "GDR has earned her rematch with Nunes" situation.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 23:30 |
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JaySB posted:Is there anyone that actually thinks GDR has a chance? Just a glance at a betting site sees it as -264/+237 ish. So somebody thinks she has a chance . No idea who that somebody is.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 00:26 |
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I'm actually reading a sci-fi alt history book about a hypothetical Congolese resistance starting in the 1890s. I really really want it to be good but it's merely mediocre so far.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 04:17 |
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Mekchu posted:Is that a Harry Turtledove novel? No. It's called Everfair. It's by an African woman whose name I can't recall and can't be assed to switch phone windows to Google.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 21:10 |
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The problem is that it's headlined by the most boring fighter with the worst gimmick in UFC history, fighting an also not very exciting fighter. If I felt as if boycotting it would send a message about covington's bullshit I'd probably not watch it at all, but I'll likely tune in eventually once my other obligations are finished that night.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 18:09 |
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Dede's fight against Miletich was not a terrible performance by the era's standards. He gave the future hall of famer a tough fight. He has been a successful coach.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 23:46 |
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Nothing But Hate posted:Of the three title fights the only one I’m really looking forward to is Holloway/Volkanovski. Hoping Max pulls it off but won’t be mad if Volk wins. Cosplaying racism is still racism.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 00:02 |
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Also if Colby wins he'll be main eventing more cards, so we'll have to continue to see him. He's not even Jon Fitch exciting. Colby Covington is Jacob Volkmann with a more expensive haircut.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 00:03 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I will always love Royce running out and kicking Ken Shamrock in the dick immediately. And then admitting it was intentional after getting the TKO win. All time best foul.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 04:36 |
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Dr. Abysmal posted:This dude doing a flipping stomp to the balls in One FC. Also Eric Prindle vs Thiago Santos I and Eric Prindle vs Thiago Santos II
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 04:56 |
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Literally the only thing Colby did that was any good was get hit by a boomerang. I'm equally disgusted by Conor's and Mike Perry's poo poo. I'm slightly more forgiving of Mike Perry because he's obviously dumb as gently caress.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 14:53 |
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Two months ago I posted vaguely, willie_d style, that I had some mildly interesting inside info that I'd share some day. As the thread is craving those kinds of posts right now, and it's no longer sensitive info I'll share. I knew Olivier Aubin-Mercier had been released from the UFC a week before it was announced because his manager offered a fight to a guy I train with, and my buddy wanted my opinion on OAM. I didn't say anything at the time because messing up an ongoing negotiation and stuff isn't worth e-cred, but that doesn't matter any more. So that's the crumb I can throw into the maw ravenous for gym drama. Perhaps an appetizer. Oh also Jon Jones apparently whips his dick out all the time at the gym. I will not be answering any questions about that one.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 21:57 |
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mewse posted:Isn't Jon Jones like mega-christian? I won't answer that. But remember that the file jonjones.txt also contains the phrase "Dick pills" when trying to paint a fuller picture of this in your mind.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 22:24 |
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amenbrotep posted:just poking fun at team alpha males reputation of being full of cali boys who appear shirtless on camera ta any opportunity possible Is spray tan a poser thing among shirtless cali guys, as in like a tan has to be from being shirtless to be legit and only shirt-wearing desk jockeys get spray tans or go to tanning booths? Asking seriously b/c I'm so pasty that I'd look ridiculous with any kind of tan so I know nothing about tanning.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 02:18 |
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Untrustable posted:Colby fans on Twitter right now: I'm still not really convinced that there are actually Colby fans and not just a bunch of sock puppets. Was anyone from these threads at the event last night? Were ther eactually arena-wide "Colby" chants going on? I noticed part way through the fight that the levels for the commentary/crowd noise were loving goofy as if the broadcast was just cranking the crowd mics up at certain times to make it sound as if some things were louder than they actually were, and then having to rapidly turn it down when the arena got actually noisy. Also with Joe DC and Anik repeatedy saying boilerplate poo poo like "COLBY COVINGTON SURE HAS PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM GEEZ HE'S SO LIKEABLE AND A STAR"
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 16:06 |
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Oh this is something I noticed the other night but that post reminded me - Alexander Volkanovzki has one of the longest proportional reaches in the UFC. If he were the same height as Jones he'd have an 82.5 inch reach.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 14:58 |
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There's a bit of a rock paper scissors game right now between "mobile striker", "good leg kicker", and "wrestler",
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 17:46 |
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ilmucche posted:Is metal mulisha related at all to the metal militia that did motocross stuff? They seemed like decent dudes. I looked into them briefly when their iron cross and wehrmacht + skull themed poo poo started popping up in my area about a year ago. I guess they're originally a skateboard/punk apparel company which was founded in the 90s, so the whole aesthetic draws from the late 70s early 80s heavy metal style a la Motorhead, which isn't a nazi thing (though nazis have coopted it as cover). My reading is that it's not a nazi company but it's certainly stuff which nazis are happy to wear, and they have no qualms about selling to nazis.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 20:18 |
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So now that Max isn't champ who is the coolest champ? Izzy? Or Amanda?
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 04:51 |
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Augh dangit
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 23:11 |
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Lid posted:Frankie is gonna die. My prediction is that since TKZ is such a nice guy that he'll try to avoid KOing Frankie since that'd ruin Frankie's plan to have another fight in a month and be a general bother and thus the fight will end up much closer than it should be as a consequence
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 00:01 |
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BlindSite posted:Shut up nerd. And this is why I don't make a habit out of watching fighter interviews
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 06:20 |
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It's too bad that they're like 5 weight classes apart because Fitch vs Cruz would be the fight of the century.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 23:18 |
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So I'm seeing lots of mma media takes on "Fighter of the decade" Do we want to do some kind of decade-end awards thread? Maybe like 5-6 categories? Best at fighting Coolest fighter Fight of the decade Honourable mention fight of the decade MMA story of the decade MMA comedy of the decade
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 23:48 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:KO's gotta be Yair vs TKZ Anyway, I'll make a thread specifically for this and nominations, and I'll populate the initial nominations (the categories listed, plus the ones suggested) from the previous -OTY winners.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 01:10 |
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Mekchu posted:Thread for MMA's Best & Worst of 2019 Voting & Discussion is now open - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3907807 Thread for MMA's Best and Worst or 2010-2019 Nomination and Discussion is also now open https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3907809
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 01:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:19 |
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You guys have me thinking of rejiggering the categories a bit to ditch the "Honourable mention FOTD" (since I have no nominations for it) and making "Fighter of the decade" for combined in-ring out of ring stature, and then "Best at fighting" for in-ring and "Coolest fighter" for out of ring.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 14:40 |