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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
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Ultra Carp



Hail something

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No, that's definitely not it

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I'm doing MY part

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Doe: A deer, a female rear


Rey: a dope and golden snipe

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Tell your landlord to suck my BBC

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Also my turkey thighs went bad because of fridge fail

Go feed some carrion birds like you're throwing bread to ducks

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Meme Poker Party posted:

You don't scare me. I'm too old for that. You want to act like a big man? You want my posts? Come and take em, bithc!!!!






I'll be back, anyway!

I've just kind of assumed that one day you tried to google LABIA and made a typo, saw a snake girl and got a new kind of boner

Am I close?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
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pee is stored in the brains

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Big Beef City posted:

Just got my second shot.
I am now a fully controlled subsidiary of Bill Gates and the global conspiracy

Did they give you the password for your build-in 5G hotspot yet?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Centaur jeans are dominant

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Jul 5, 2004
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I would NOT eat mashed potatoes as a kid, or anything with ground beef,

Now I will eat every potato and cheeseburger in sight

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
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I love ALL seafoods basically every thing I've ever tried is fantastic

EXCEPT I can't stand Salmon for some reason. It just tastes terrible to me, and I really want to like it





I also got served jellyfish once in some traditional chinese preparation and.... it was unpleasant texturally and had basically no flavor of it's own so I would not choose to eat it again

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Jul 5, 2004
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Big Beef City posted:

e: this was in response to The Bloop;

Like are you talking smoked salmon, salmon as sushi, salmon loaf? Given the various types of prep it varies in flavor wildly, so that's kind of an odd one, especially since it's pretty "Not fish-like" of most fish stuffs, which ya, everybody says about everything sea food related, but you know what I mean. Hell it doesn't even look like other fish meats.

Any way I've had it. I've wondered if there's like a cilantro genetic thing with me and salmon

Not sure what exactly "salmon loaf" is though

Like a crab cake maybe or like an actual fish meatloaf

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Jul 5, 2004
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Prof. Crocodile posted:

I feel like you can just skip any food called '____ loaf'.

I generally agree with this

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Jul 5, 2004
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White bread is good for occasional nostalgia comfort food sandwiches like peebers and fluffernutters that basically are just sugary goo in rectangle form


I also like it for tuna sandwiches

but I remember the first time I had a grilled cheese on a really good dark wheat 37 grain bread and holy poo poo what an improvement

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Jul 5, 2004
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Canned "Solid White" / "Albacore" tuna is fine and good

Canned "chunk light" tuna is below cat food grade

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Jul 5, 2004
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Tip posted:

cold loving cave



Well above absolute zero

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Jul 5, 2004
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Ready for the page 200 dance party

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Jul 5, 2004
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Is everybody ready

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I watched a Bitcoin ad for you

Always remember that

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

We gotta be getting close right?

Like 10 more posts

We can do it

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Jul 5, 2004
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c====8

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Good vibes only on this page

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

If you all wanna see something ridiculous, take a look at the stocks thread in bfc. We (goons, myself included) have apparently collectively spent about 320,000 dollars buying shares of a cheap emerging biotech company on the hopes that its product gets fda approval lol

Post a link

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
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Korben does Dallas

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Tip posted:

the fifth excrement (poop porn)

Are you...... German?

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Aziz! Fleshlight!

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Jul 5, 2004
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Aardvark! posted:

bland jigglypuff i did today



poo poo, I'm impressed

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Aardvark! posted:

ive got some colored pencils coming today, looking for suggestions for what to draw next. 0 guarantees it wont look like dog poo poo

Draw an aardvark

Not like Arthur

Not doing the thing in your avatar

Just a regular aardvark

The Bloop
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All Flatworms Are Bastards

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Cats are fine but I am allergic to them so I'm glad I'm more a dog person

And no, I don't want one of those ballsack cats

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Gonna watch Army of the Dead in the theater today after work, even though its out on netflix today. I think its a movie thats gonna be much better in a theater. And its gonna be empty since everyone will just watch it at home.

Might get birria tacos afterwards.

I was going to do the same but I guess AMC isn't showing it and its only at the poo poo rear end cinemark theatre across town so i guess im watching at home

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I saw TENET and Raya both in completely empty theaters (other than myself)

Weird but good

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Aardvark! posted:

its the place where hot chicks message me and I get to ignore them

HOT single job opportunities in [$city] want to talk to you NOW

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