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DO WE DARE HOPE TO DREAM? TO GIVE FEALTY TO OUR FANTASIES? TO CONTEMPLATE A WORLD IN WHICH THERE IS ANY CHANCE WE CAN ACTUALLY STAND IN A BIG ROOM FULL OF NERDS ON NO!!! hey I was even right thanks to the date change BUT DESPITE THAT, HERE IS THE THREAD TO ROLEPLAY THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. QUAREX AND BELIEVE THAT FAITHLESS COVID-19 ELECTORS WILL THROW THE ELECTION TO THE MASSES ONCE MORE! this logo is probably going to break the phone version teehee code:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BADGES WENT ON SALE SUNDAY, MAY 23, NOON EASTERN TIME AND THE HOTEL BLOCK OPENED SUNDAY, JUNE 6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEHOLD! GEN CON INDY! Q> WAIT WHAT IS GEN CON THOUGH A> Well friend, in the convention's own words: Gen Con Indy posted:The Home of Tabletop Gaming™ GEN CON INDY is an absolutely mind-blowing and mind-expanding spectacle, one that resists easy accurate description. Once, Gen Con was just a few dozen quiet men moving tanks and ships around tables. Now it is perhaps better summarized as "75,000 people on the fandom equivalent of a cocaine bender." Or for a more family-friendly metaphor, Nerd Spring Break mixed with Nerd Christmas, Nerd Hanukkah, Nerd Kwanzaa, Nerd Ramadan, Nerd Diwali, and the Nerd Feast of Beltane. Gen Con Indy is Nerdhalla, where the spirits of all the world's nerds gather in eternal feast and miniature-scale battle. Gen Con Indy is Nerdvana, the end of all suffnerding and desire. Nerd nerd, nerd, nerd nerd nerd; nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd. Tabletop Games! Role-Playing Games! Q> WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING THOUGH A> If Gen Con's official statement is that they are going full steam ahead hoping they can hold the convention in-person, then who am I to refrain from posting a thread about it? Particularly now that there are multiple viable vaccines, and we even almost have a government again. Yes, I am aware that the usual anti-vaccine crowd combined with the new and improved right-wing death cult crowd might mean that the population is not inoculated enough to matter. BUT I AM NOTHING IF NOT RELENTLESSLY OPTIMISTIC, WHILE ALSO ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS MAY BE A FOOL'S ERRAND THE FOOL'S ERRAND IS A 1987 COMPUTER GAME BY CLIFF JOHNSON Seriously though, this is even harder to visualize than last year. If we can actually get vaccine production ramped up and distribution figured out, there is a very real chance Gen-Con will go ahead as planned. I would hardly say it is EXTREMELY LIKELY but I definitely think it is more likely than it would have been if things more resembled 2020 at this point. Gonna try to actually keep each post short enough to potentially read, but I will end with a list of all the previous Gen-Con threads on These Here Forums if anyone wants to go back and reminisce about the good old (and briefly bad old) days. Includes the fruits of my research wondering if perhaps people posted about it in Goon Meets before Traditional Games took off (they did!) Archives needed: Gen Con Indy 2003 Forgotten Goon Meets Thread: Whydirt holding strong! Also mentions an, alas, since-deleted? previous thread from that year (can moderators still see those threads?): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=278795452 Gen Con Indy 2003 Thread Attempt~ #1: Please Sir, Please Help Me Obtain A Hotel Room Gen Con Indy 2003 Thread Attempt #2: Hero Lab Seriously Existed In 2003? Gen Con Indy 2004 Thread Attempt #1: Rhandhalized Gen Con Indy 2004 Thread Attempt #2: A Second Rhandhali Post Has Hit The Forums Gen Con Indy 2004: Actually Just A Thread About An NPR Story On Gen Con Gen Con SO CAL(!) 2004: This Does Not Mean It Was Real! Gen Con Indy 2005 Thread Attempt #1: Space Pope, Over And Out Gen Con Indy 2005 Computer Game Interview Request Thread In Games Proper: Ends With A Milwaukeean's Lament Gen Con Indy 2005 Thread Attempt #2: Three. Posts. Gen Con Indy 2005: ANOTHER Goon Meets thread I missed before! Gen Con Indy 2006: Vaguely Resembling A Successful Thread Gen Con Indy 2007, Kind Of: Quarex Seeks to Understand the Differences Between Gen Con, Origins, and DragonCon Like Some Pathetic Churl Gen Con Indy 2007, Kind Of, Redux: Seorin Wants Spoilers Gen Con Indy 2008: Truly The Saddest Official Thread Ever Gen Con Paris 2009: Did Not Actually Happen Gen Con Indy 2009: Well, They Tried Gen Con Indy 2010 Thread Attempt #1: Title Mocking Indiana, Thread Bad Gen Con Indy 2010 Thread Attempt #2: Title Also Mocking Indiana, Thread Also Bad; Coincidence? Gen Con Indy 2011 More Just A Post About A D&D Tournament There Gen Con Indy 2012: Indianapolis Utterly Destroyed By Earthquake Gen Con Indy 2013: Gen Con Relocates To Night City For Better Downtown Hotel Coverage Archives no longer needed: Gen Con Indy 2014: The Final Chapter Gen Con Indy 2015 and Gen Con 2015 Part Two: 2016: The Final Chapter Gen Con Indy 2017: Celebrating 50 Glorious Years Of Arguing About Imaginary Concepts Gen Con Indy 2018: Gen Con Indy Proudly Supports Dominion Event Registration Systems Gen Con Indy 2019: Might Be Technically Still Happening, includes a brief history of Gen Con in the first post if you are into that kind of thing Gen Con Indy 2020: This Now Being the Past Feels So Good Yet So Wrong Haha, remember other people? great "Last Supper" vibes in that last picture especially with hindsight though Leaving this post comparatively short this year and closing with Nelly's Nerdy Adventures' great "SO YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO GEN-CON BEFORE" video; you are welcome, chooms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVZJ2NiCan8 Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jun 7, 2021 |
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Haha, remember crowds Q> HOW DO I ACTUALLY ATTEND? A> You buy a badge and show up. Or buy a badge and "show up," depending. That would normally be happening by now, but they are playing things pretty close to the vest this year; they may actually be waiting to see how well the ongoing vaccination program proceeds for the next month before making any announcement. I think they said they are planning on leaving the price the same this year, likely since I believe they are also rolling over badges from last year if you selected that option? Q> WHAT AN EVENT??? WHAT DO?? HOW?!!? A> In most hypeways I am a great person to make these posts, but as far as getting people stoked about specific events is concerned, I am kind of terrible; I average about 1 attended event per year, and that is considering I used to do 2-3 in the past and now basically do zero. But fortunately some official and unofficial channels have the basics covered: Pre- and post-pandemic stylin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AiO6HDBYo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrR6XcnGTn0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmbygu2wdY Only other "event" which requires explanation is SHOTS WEDNESDAY. It is largely as it sounds, an excuse to get drunk. It takes place at the Rathskeller, which fortunately is a very good restaurant and thus has plenty of German deliciousness for those of us who do not drink (so yeah, if you are a Sober Sally like me, there will still be plenty to do and a surprising number of other boring sober people to talk to) Q> HOW, TRULY, DO I FOOD??? A> Well, I am not gonna lie; 2020 itself did a number on Gen-Con dining favorites (R.I.P. Sugarfire Smokehouse, The Ram, Burger Study, Primanti Brothers; possibly Claddagh and Fat Rooster too), accelerating the sudden departure of a few favorites in the previous couple of years too (R.I.P. Haveli, Noodles & Company, Scotty's Brewhouse, BACON LEGS & TURNTABLES, Colts Grille). And I used to list places to eat outside close walking range from the Convention Center but other than the Rathskeller the chances of anyone taking the time to be far away from the convention seems rather minimal, so why bother? Although WOW, Doughnuts and Dragons somehow actually survived the twin strikes of failing to open in time for the 2019 Gen Con and, well, you know, 2020, so clearly they are worth a visit for their resilience alone. but anyway abbreviated preem food:
Q< WAT BRING!?!!!!!! AAAAAA> QUAREX'S ARBITRARY GEN CON RECOMMENDED ADVENTURE KIT:
Q> WHAT OTHER MISCELLANEOUS ASSORTMENT OF TIPS?! A> THIS
GO TO GEN CON AND I WILL SEE YOU THERE THE THREE PHASES OF ATTENDING GEN-CON (thanks for that picture as always, Bottom Liner) Gonna close this post with a random assortment of articles and other things written (and/or spoken) about Our Beloved Event:
I still love that this random picture I took is the most evidence on the Internet of this game actually existing; who spends all the money to rent those vehicles and then disappears? Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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hello and welcome to the gencon memorial thread edit: I miss you all v much
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Distressing lack of The Beast ITT.
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Toshimo posted:Distressing lack of The Beast ITT.
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:hello and welcome to the gencon memorial thread Toshimo posted:Distressing lack of The Beast ITT. Dr. Quarex posted:Good point All the things i wanted to post in the first three replies! I filled out the survey that masks mandatory, only attend with vaccination record
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Man the very concept of GenCon seems so foreign now, and yet I want it to happen with all my being. I already scheduled the PTO for it, DON'T LET ME DOWN AMERICA (America will let me down)
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I'M SO EXCITED Edit: You didn't link the Discord!!! https://discord.gg/Mtzuzbq
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Frozen Peach posted:I'M SO EXCITED
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 19:25 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Good point I would like to once again apologize to everyone for inflicting this upon us all. My memory of sitting down next to Carteret at HV and showing him this cursed image is so vivid in my mind.
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 19:52 |
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ZachAttack posted:I would like to once again apologize to everyone for inflicting this upon us all. it still haunts me
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Hmm i'm gonna need to change Quarex's avatar to point to the new thread, any ideas for a new photoshop? I don't remember what that lady is from, was it an old gencon ad or something?
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 20:17 |
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Can't wait to sell one of the nichest things ever in TOVA.
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 20:32 |
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GEN CON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Agrias120 posted:GEN CON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Agreed
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Fellis posted:Hmm i'm gonna need to change Quarex's avatar to point to the new thread, any ideas for a new photoshop? I don't remember what that lady is from, was it an old gencon ad or something?
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Hi yes hello I would like to get drunk with goons then marvel at games again please.
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Best Gen Con thread yet!
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nesbit37 posted:Best Gen Con thread yet! Thanks, man; I bet it has something to do with how I deleted nearly every random mostly-unrelated tangent I started writing for a change I was definitely pleased how comparatively little text there is to accomplish a similar goal. And when we inevitably get somebody in the thread who has never gone before and actually wants more information, well, THAT WILL BE FUN TO PROVIDE WOOO Also thanks as usual to Torrent for our always-fruitful and always-brief intense conversation about what the thread title should be
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The picture of the fat person laying on the floor of the convention center kills me every loving time
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I Have No Vaccine And I Must Game
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GEN... can?????
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Haystack posted:GEN... can????? gen MUST
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I went in 2019 and ended up spending more money on escorts than I did on boardgames. Highly recommended.
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My buddies and I did some virtual Pathfinder ACG sessions last year at the online Gen Con. It was pretty fun, and we were able to play with the Venture Captain we always try to get at Gen Con so it made it feel more "normal". It wasn't quite the same, but it at least made it feel a little special instead of just missing out on the event all together (none of us regularly play PACG, it just somehow became a yearly ritual that we play 1-2 slots every morning at Gen Con). Anyway, we are all kind of mentally prepared to have to do that again this year, but if we can really get out to Gen Con in person it would be really amazing.
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What I want to know is who is going to pick up the Gen Con Merch crown now that Off World Designs is going out of business and liquidating everything?
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Agrias120, why not hedge your bets and just plan to game virtually from an Indianapolis hotel? Best of both worlds SERPUS posted:I went in 2019 and ended up spending more money on escorts than I did on boardgames. Highly recommended. nesbit37 posted:What I want to know is who is going to pick up the Gen Con Merch crown now that Off World Designs is going out of business and liquidating everything? A couple of my non-Goon Gen-Con attendee friends once decided they were going to offer to buy the entire inventory of the failing game store in our town and sell it on EBay. They did so successfully, and I want to say they roughly tripled their investment, yet were never sure the work was worth it. I envision someone experiencing the same thing with Offworld Designs, but times 100
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Dr. Quarex posted:Agrias120, why not hedge your bets and just plan to game virtually from an Indianapolis hotel? Best of both worlds quote:Maybe SERPUS can spend his money on buying Offworld Designs' stock and starting it back up
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Maigius posted:Can't wait to sell one of the nichest things ever in TOVA. Oh, man, that picture just kept on giving! I was marveling at 'the pledge of allegiance on vinyl,' then I scrolled down a little, and it was 'read by Red Skelton,' and then a bit more to see that it was presented by Burger King. That's going to make for a delightful auction.
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gently caress I hope GenCon happens this year.
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Lord Of Texas posted:gently caress I hope GenCon happens this year. Every day we have a president increases the chances a tiny bit, so that is nice. Between trying to actually get hundreds of millions more doses of vaccines and other companies still trying to get more vaccines out, I definitely think we have a shot (lol!). Last year I thought it was like 50/50 it would happen by April but tending towards negativity (for obvious reasons), and this year I think it is like 50/50 it will happen but tending towards positivity, particularly since I imagine there is a chance they will run some kind of weird hybrid show with capped attendance and an overall like "Gen-Con 1987" vibe but with an online component for livestreams of whatever is debuting at the show proper and such. I have been thinking a lot about how 2020 showed the opportunities of merging Gen-Con with the GENCAN'T movement to allow them to participate in a virtual sense in the actual proceedings. Like, virtual Gen-Con has virtually (lol!) nothing to offer people like me who find it literally impossible to pay attention to videoconferencing for more than ten seconds without wandering off to do something else, but as is usually the case I learned last year that I am in the very small minority when it comes to how much people might enjoy engaging with online tabletop games. It only seems fair that my inability to enjoy actually playing games at a physical convention translates nicely to my inability to enjoy playing games at an online convention. THAT SAID WE BETTER FINALLY WATCH NERDY MOVIES IN THE LEAD-UP THIS YEAR NESBIT37
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If you wanna scratch that con itch, Session Zero Online is a pretty fun approximation, has events, cute like virtual town hangout. I dunno how bumping the room is on average but last nice there was a few hundred people hustling around and chatting and stuff.
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Dr. Quarex posted:
When do you want to start? I am having a baby in late March and I assume that will make this more difficult for me but what I know. I have no idea how babies work.
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nesbit37 posted:When do you want to start? I am having a baby in late March and I assume that will make this more difficult for me but what I know. I have no idea how babies work. I think it only took me six weeks before I felt like my brain was working well enough to read the Forums again, but if I had had specific plans like "go click on a thing on Wednesday at 7" I definitely could have made that work even sooner. So clearly whoever is going to host (I feel like someone else volunteered to do it last year?) should decide on a day and we should start throwing out relevant suggestions again. If Goontube can make it work, surely we can too!
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Even if I can't host i have some of the films/docs, and want to help host those if I can somehow.
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If you have stuff stored locally, it’s pretty easy to stream VLC or whatever media player over Discord. If we need to do I subscribe to a thing that’s similar to how Rabb.it worked a few years back that works really well
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:28 |
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Did anyone else get that emailed questionaire on if you're going to Gen Con this year, and how concerned you are about the roni?
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OB_Juan posted:Did anyone else get that emailed questionaire on if you're going to Gen Con this year, and how concerned you are about the roni? Yup. Interesting ideas like holding a bunch of events outdoors, less interesting ideas like requiring proof of vaccination
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Lord Of Texas posted:Yup. Interesting ideas like holding a bunch of events outdoors, less interesting ideas like requiring proof of vaccination I'm very curious how holding events at scale outdoors would work with the heat at the end of July in Indy. I really, really want to believe that Gen Con will happen this year and I'm open to ideas for how to make it safe in the likely scenario that widespread vaccination is still lagging. But, drat, it's hot there and then! Having people outside for days in the summer heat and sun seems like it might carry its own complications. I mean, I guess Burning Man makes it work in the desert, and multi-day music festivals are a thing that happens in the summer...
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Pangaea Ultima posted:I mean, I guess Burning Man makes it work in the desert, and multi-day music festivals are a thing that happens in the summer... Yeah but it's a dry heat.
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