Piece of shit Crew #2

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hambeet

didn't work. disappointed.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:56

hambeet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:22

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

LordPants posted:

There's a goon that is a ATC in real life and occasionally hops on vatsim (the spergy online ATC) and ATCs his real life (or former) position for goons and is really chill and just tells stories of people being spergs and retards. Especially funny when goons log their flights as "Jamaica Air 420" or approach the tower in a military jet at a really high speed and only announce their intentions at the last second.

Ok that legit sounds awesome.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:27

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

One of my mates is an ATC at Tullamarine and it sounds stressful as gently caress so I have no idea why you'd want to do it in your spare time as well :psyduck:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:34

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

Hey

hey

hey

Listen

You're awesome. Keep on ticking :unsmith:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:34

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

webmeister posted:

One of my mates is an ATC at Tullamarine and it sounds stressful as gently caress so I have no idea why you'd want to do it in your spare time as well

Huh. I know an ATC at Tullamarine, wonder if it's the same guy.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:36

hambeet

webmeister posted:

One of my mates is an ATC at Tullamarine and it sounds stressful as gently caress so I have no idea why you'd want to do it in your spare time as well

yeah whenever i've seen the job advertised i think about it and almost hyperventilate at the stress involved. i think i've seen too many of those air accident investigation shows and most of them are either "maintenance hosed up" or "air traffic controller hosed up".

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:37

HookShot

My dad used to work as an ATC and yeah it's hella stressful for sure.

Especially at a busy airport, I can't even imagine. Like you've got literally hundreds of lives in your hands at any given point in time.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:40

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Hey look Tasgoons there's a new statue in Salamanca Square.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:44

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Matthew Beet posted:

yeah whenever i've seen the job advertised i think about it and almost hyperventilate at the stress involved. i think i've seen too many of those air accident investigation shows and most of them are either "maintenance hosed up" or "air traffic controller hosed up".

Pretty sure government ATCs have their retirement ages massively reduced for exactly that reason.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:45

algebra testes

Spoiler alert, the best Air Crash Investigation episode is where the crazy Russian guy hunts down and kills the Swiss ATC who he thought was responsible for his daughter's death.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:46

algebra testes

This is the second best part of Air Crash Investigations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n16bQeo80I&t=1426s

I LOVE YOU MOM BUT I LOVE GOD MORE :lol:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:52

hambeet

LordPants posted:

Spoiler alert, the best Air Crash Investigation episode is where the crazy Russian guy hunts down and kills the Swiss ATC who he thought was responsible for his daughter's death.

that's the episode i am thinking of right at this moment.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:53

algebra testes

The one about the Qantas flight that had an engine explode is great because none of them really can do an Australian accent but they all try anyway.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:00

plumpy hole lever: ♥ Anime is real ♥

Endman posted:

I like to imagine AusPol as being just like Sex in the City only with fat white dudes.

And the sex is videogames.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:06

plumpy hole lever: ♥ Anime is real ♥

This is my favorite post ever made on the forums

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:07

The Narrator: bernie would have won

SKY COQ posted:

Hey look Tasgoons there's a new statue in Salamanca Square.

motherfucker. this exact statue is also at the new Indooroopilly shopping center refurb stuff. Does this one also have a complementing photographer-dog thing?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:08

hambeet

Joe Hockeys Scrote posted:

This is my favorite post ever made on the forums

my favourite post is all of yours.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:09

bell jar

unga chucka unga unga unga chucka

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:15

bell jar

i can't stop this feeling

deep inside of me

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:15

Seagull: give me a chip

get hosed m8

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:18

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

tithin posted:

Hey

hey

hey

Listen

You're awesome. Keep on ticking

No, gently caress you

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:19

hambeet

bell jar posted:

i can't stop this feeling

deep inside of me

mills?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:26

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

bell jar posted:

unga chucka unga unga unga chucka

That's not how it goes!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:28

Tirade: Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division

tithin posted:

No, gently caress you

So tithin are you joining the geist game or has the character creation stuff honestly scared you off?

There's no rush in rolling up your character - we can drop someone new in pretty much whenever - but if you're not keen I'll look for someone else to sign up.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:30

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Asphyxious posted:

Huh. I know an ATC at Tullamarine, wonder if it's the same guy.

Does his name start with a T?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:33

Avshalom: by Lowtax

Portals posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:36

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

webmeister posted:

Does his name start with a T?

Practicing your John Edwards routine?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:37

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

Tirade posted:

So tithin are you joining the geist game or has the character creation stuff honestly scared you off?

There's no rush in rolling up your character - we can drop someone new in pretty much whenever - but if you're not keen I'll look for someone else to sign up.

I'm a bit wary, but let me get back to you later tonight.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:40

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i think i was on probation when i had the ariel sharon immaculate conception dream

anyway i had an ariel sharon immaculate conception dream

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:43

Portals

Avshalom posted:

i think i was on probation when i had the ariel sharon immaculate conception dream

anyway i had an ariel sharon immaculate conception dream

did you have a baby sharon or was he just there

or did he have the baby

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:45

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i was going to have a baby sharon, but i miscarried. all was not lost though because i realised i'd given birth to a ghost baby. then i tried to chase up its father for child support by going to his farm in the middle of sydney where he lived with some ghost goats and my dead childhood dogs, but he was being difficult. i think i got the money out of him in the end though. miserly dead bastard

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:47

Avshalom: by Lowtax

our savior will be reborn via my hallowed womb

# ? Oct 7, 2014 03:47

Divorced And Curious: democracy depends on sausage sizzles

SKY COQ posted:

Hey look Tasgoons there's a new statue in Salamanca Square.

the gently caress is this

yiff in hell

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:20

plumpy hole lever: ♥ Anime is real ♥

test

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:43

rudatron: by Fluffdaddy

sig needs more anime

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:44

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Avshalom posted:

i was going to have a baby sharon, but i miscarried. all was not lost though because i realised i'd given birth to a ghost baby. then i tried to chase up its father for child support by going to his farm in the middle of sydney where he lived with some ghost goats and my dead childhood dogs, but he was being difficult. i think i got the money out of him in the end though. miserly dead bastard

Did you get money or ghost money?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:44