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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bonus Soros dollars to the goon who reveals Jr. isn't even a real person. I mean, the guy who made up his wife could surely make up a son.

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

Or questioning where the donation money would go.

Speaking of, what's the count in that and has the due date been rolled back any? It was starting to look like our buddy saw he hit the gold mine.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WhackaWonderful please post again and tell everyone why the gently caress you feel the need to put so many ellipses in your posts? Is that like a general Tea Party thing to fill the gap between the poo poo you guys spout?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mercury_Storm posted:

If anyone wants a good ban me image, here you go!



Then draw the lines together to make a goatse.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is this regular? I see my toilet making its debut into the TPC reality.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can't believe no one did it sooner.
EDIT: Banned so quickly.

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Precious Eggs posted:

Is there some special page for the "global feed" of every TPC user or are you guys just friends with a ton of troll accounts?

Personally I like going through the groups and picking them out by how many members are in there. Typically there are state related groups and I personally like the Tennessee group.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tim? Tim look, you ripped $9,000 off these loving awful people(and like 1-2 goons donating a dollar on deep cover accounts).
Is there any reaction to this yet? The tears will sustain me until my SOROS BRAND SOROS HAM comes in.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

The question is: How often is he going to start the donations? I suspect even people as blind and foolish as the TPC members will eventually figure out he is asking over $3k a month for server expenses.

You would think that even asking for thirty thousand dollars would be enough to tip some of these people off. I mean I get that they are, for the most part, amazingly single minded but I know that they recognize how big a bullshit number as 30 grand is.

Edit: to the poster above me, it's because she assumes you post scat porn and that makes you a sexual predator because logic?

frank.club fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Mar 5, 2013

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

I also love the ridiculous nature of the US gun owners fighting back against the government survivalist dream fantasy.

Somehow a sub-culture that has idiots shooting off their hands in firearms accidents like in the Preppers show somehow has a fighting chance against a professional military.

My opinion is that these people don't really hold fantasies of going against America's Army because that group is basically infallible. It's not the army they think they'll be fighting it's very literally Obama and his faux NATO army (because NATO doesn't have any American operatives to them?). He's being painted as some sort of Cobra Commander, powerful and evil but can be defeated without losing a single Joe.
It really falls in line with their bizarre need to have some sort of enemy. Unfortunately they've painted Obama as a mosaic as everything the hate, both openly and secretly. A Muslim, Atheist, Foreigner, socialist, commie, black guy, homosexual, ad Infiniti. I wonder who'll be the bad guy after Obama?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

50 Foot Ant posted:

I"ve been noticing that a lot. Imagine if someone informed them that the insurgents in Iraq and the Vietnamese people took horrendous casualties in doing what they were doing.

Now now, can't ruin their :fap: material.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HackerJoeGuy posted:

To kind of expand this theory a bit, I think they believe the US military will side with them in their fantasy war scenario. If such a war took play (it never loving will), the military would probably split into opposing factions themselves. Even in that instance, is the pro-Real American half of the military going to train able bodied people in the proper methods of combat, or let Jim Bob and The Camo Cowboy Hat Brigade ride off on their ATVs to ruthlessly gun down anyone they deem an enemy? Nevermind whatever other countries get involved in such a conflict, who they choose to side with, etc.

Thanks for expanding that better than I could myself.

Some people's fantasies man, these people would be a lot happier/less dangerous if the started getting off to the wonderful scat porn on TPC.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

McDowell posted:

They either still believe money has intrinsic value, or desperately want it to be made of rare rocks again so it has some real value.

I read that as saying "Let's melt the loving money, sell the product, make more money?"

Fake edit: I know- I mean think, i cant guess the thoughts of madmen- that they really mean to make the dollar stronger. But the image itself made my cringe when trying to work out the logic to make sense out of that. Silver quarters is the example? Scratch what I just said, which one of you made this?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Someone should post this http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/03/15/1729331/cpac-slavery-minority-outreach

Notable things said by tea party member Scott Terry.

"I didn't know the legacy of the Republican Party included women correcting men in public."

Or maybe you'd enjoy his response to if slavery were the norm;

"I'd be fine with that."

To tie it all off;

He claimed to be a direct descendent of Jefferson Davis. I also live like, within site of that place, I'm curious to know how he feels about the African American managing that park?

Edit above me: Glorious.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spacedad posted:

Here's the video for easy viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfCX9sJqqc

:siren: Everyone needs to watch this. And yes, it is confirmed with internet detectivework that this guy is for real.:siren:

Thank you, Spacedad. Might as well do a member search for this guy.
Also that 'Pink Patriot' or whatever is a massive sock puppet by Selaty.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

redstormpopcorn posted:

Where's the birth certificate, Selaty?

This was brought up in the last thread, there's two 'Selaty' family members no one has actually seen. Their avatars are some .gif and copy right infringing re cropping of a picture.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey guys, you know what fun thing will be loving all over TPC soon?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/history-channels-satan-looks-a-lot-like-barack-obama?s=mobile

I can't even begin to imagine.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well, I hope TPC doesn't have any twitter presence. #Obamaisnotsatan now trending on your local bird themed social app!

But is Obama literally Hitler?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wet and ready posted:

SorosAlert! SorosAlert!

Tom and Kim are on the case!





What is this 'roll play' she's talking about, is it sexy?
Also hahahahahah charts we'd use to piss them off? How did... What? That doesn't make sense, she just searched 'charts to piss off TPC people'?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

I don't really like pay2win games, Tim.

Also, I don't think PTP is real, I don't like all these NPC's you're implementing!

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DarkSol posted:

Just wanted to quickly point out that it is Eduard Khil, not Kril. "Эдуард Хиль". The "Х" denotes a "kh" sound and translation.

It warms my heart to see a man put his Soros dollars into a fine, socialist education!
Soros be praised!

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I Fought The Mom posted:

The thing about Tim Jr is that it's impossible for him to actually be a real person. Tim Selaty is actually Tim SoetoroChene, a man who changed his name to Tim Selaty in 1989, the same year his youngest son (Tim Jr) was allegedly born. He has said in the past that he has 3 children, with Tim Jr being the youngest. Tim Jr is supposedly 22 years old, which means there are either 2 older siblings running around with a different last name than Tim Sr and Tim Jr, which would be outright crazy, or Tim Jr, much like "Pink Tea Patriot", is a fabrication of Tim Chene to make him seem more credible in the Tea Party movement, which is one that puts family values at its fore.

Why would somebody change their name immediately before their last child is born? Why would somebody have 3 children with 2 different last names? Why are you ashamed of your French heritage, Tim Chene? What do you have to hide? Show us the birth certificate and this all goes away.

Oh man, I feel a masterstroke incoming.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

It's a Tea Party dream for many parts like being able to throw baseballs at minorities in a fun mini-game.

And then you get to kill liberals!

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

thehumandignity posted:

Between going back to university and studying these idiots, I've been doing a lot of political soul-searching and have started to realize that I might be some degree of a socialist since I think most of society's problems could be solved or at least largely mitigated if we rounded up the worst hoarders, took all their stuff, gave it to the poor, and strung them up in the streets and heavily taxed their income to increase funding of education and healthcare. This is really weird to me because I mostly identify as a classical liberal and believe in American exceptionalism. I'm not really sure how to reconcile this.

I came exceptionally close to writing a term paper dissecting the tea-party using TPC as a real time pool of ever fresh citations but I was afraid I'd blur the line of 'scholarly dissertation' and 'come with me and laugh at these people'. Oh well, maybe next time.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Red Crown posted:

I think that there's one key element missing from the Tea Party being fascists - they have no leader to glomp onto. "State as hero" is a critical element of a fascist movement. For the Tea Party, that state is "Real America", because the real America doesn't meet their standards. However, "Real America" has no defined leader - no one leads the Tea Party in the kind of extremely visible manner you'd expect from a fascist movement. Sure, they've tried - Sarah Palin failed as the head. I think if Paul Ryan labeled himself as a Tea Party-er, he could make it as the head.

Isn't Rand Paul the closest thing to a 'tea party leader'? He seems to be making headway in that direction.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

C.C.C.P. posted:

Here's another fun thing to read (this has nothing to do with TPC per se, but is HILARIOUS and a look into that mindset):

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Andrew_Schlafly/Colmes_Interview

Andy Schlafly on Alan Colmes' radio show. Colmes (who is a good deal more aggressive than he ever was on HANNITY and colmes grills Andy about the Conservative Bible Project and Andy defends it.

There's also an audio link floating around but I honestly can't stand listening to Schlafly talk for more than 10 seconds. Someone in the D&D Conservapedia thread said he sounds like a "poo poo-gargling muppet" and I tend to agree.

Isn't that incredibly heretical?

And yes Zachary Comstock is distilled Tea Party, he'd fit right in.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fabulousity posted:

I don't even want to think about what some of the book of Deuteronomy would look like with "liberal bias" removed. It's bad enough as it is.

Well, you see the LIEbral bias is there to make the Bible look bad. Deuteronomy is a liberal plant.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In other news...





E:Maybe they are saying it's his nose?

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frank.club fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Mar 31, 2013

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WhackAWonderful posted:

So, as the owner of business, I can't decide who I want to hire by your standards. And if I don't hire someone because I don't like them or they don't fit in or aren't qualified, I get sued even if I had no clue they were LGBT? Who will be a protected class next?

You know, honestly you should just look at this thread and say "gently caress this bullshit". And go check out the guns us forum. Got a tv show that you like? TVIV. Video games (hell man if I saw you post something there I wouldn't call you out for poo poo in this thread, I don't really care about political ideas when I'm discussing lame video game things) or whatever, really. You're not proving anything in this thread, if you want to discuss the things you want to talk about here go to Debate&Discussion. Don't be angry just enjoy yourself.

Edit: way to go on dropping the ellipses from the posts. Really I'm not being sarcastic.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

djw175 posted:

I wouldn't actually mind arguing with her, here. It's just whenever people try to talk to her, she just disappears into the aether like she has now. It's what led to her current avatar, actually.

Yeah the whole hit and run argument thing is kind of annoying. It strikes me as a person who says something but becomes really afraid to read or look at any criticisms, like he/she knows his/her argument isn't very good.
Or maybe she's just genuinely afraid of anything outside an echo chamber.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Red Crown posted:



It hurts, because deep down Kansas isn't about thinly veiled racism and far-right Christianity. :(

This is a joke, right. I don't mean to offend you if you're from Kansas or something, I'm from Oklahoma and I'll accept the hundreds of criticisms about that state but-
That's a joke, right.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Red Crown posted:

"Hey, you fellas ain't Jews, are you?"

Said to someone I know well, after they'd been chatting and getting along pretty well for a while. Had to be sure, you know. (They immediately picked up and left. None of the other patrons were offended by this statement)

I'm a Kansan, and every day my state does something to bring shame upon itself. As a political and civil entity, Kansas tends to be pretty awful. That said, Kansas produces A LOT of good people.

I have an Uncle that makes sure that I'm not dating any black people whenever I see him.
Ahhhh the South. :allears:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr.Smasher posted:

The fun thing to do is to say Yes the next time that subject gets brought up. Make sure you have an exit strategy if it all goes to poo poo.

The nearest state to run to would be Texas, sooooo.

I can only imagine the best case scenario would be him pulling my over and saying "It's cool, I got the Jungle Fever, too."


Edit:\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ I'm not going to lie that is really really interesting. I wouldn't be able to make heads or tails out of that place, starting with its crazy-rear end name.

frank.club fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Apr 1, 2013

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

Oh c'mon that is the easiest :toxx: ever.

Not as easy as my Obama Toxx was
:smug:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wet and ready posted:

What ever happened to the April "2.0 Update"?

If you wait a bit Timmy-boy himself will show up (it's about time for a hit and run post from our favorite scam artistconservative) and answer you.
Unless he's too busy harvesting sweet gold from GW2.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

Or finishing up Sex.com or Drunksgonewild.com.

Or maybe combine them into DrunkgonewildwithSex.com

Drunksexgonewild.com
Edit: you're paying me for that, Timmy. 5 bittcoins.

frank.club fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Apr 2, 2013

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DrManiac posted:

How many has he done this by now? Are these people really that loving stupid that they don't realize Joe quits/leaves once a week?

Look who you're asking that about.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Froghammer posted:

...he knows that we know his real name, right?

This just went into a new and interesting direction.

Edit: this is all going to end with Timmy-boy say this was all one big social experiment and we're the ones who got trolled.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

djw175 posted:

He keeps saying that Forling means warrior in some language. I don't get it either.

Why is he quoting some inferior language than God's own American English?!

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hahah, amazing. I should feel bad about making fun of a mentally handicapped guy.

TPC really is the gift that keeps on giving.

If there's a part three off this thread it should be tilted: Rocker-GAWWWWWDDDD. Whenever I read his screen name a little Guns n' Roses song goes off in my head.

frank.club fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Apr 6, 2013

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