Lobok posted:

Stealing it? C'mon, it shouldn't be that hard to cite the bibliographical information. I forget, which one is easier for messageboard posts: MLA or Chicago style?

Baron von Eevl posted:

I'm not sure about here, but on reddit they expect MRA-style.

Aphrodite posted:

Whether pizza or references, Chicago style is never the answer.

Aphrodite posted:

Whether pizza or references, Chicago style is never the answer.

Lobok posted:

But it is for hot dogs!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Charles Bukowski posted:

What does it mean?

NonzeroCircle posted:

That boy needs therapy.

blarzgh posted:

The dog was awoken by the feeling of me being on top of it. He opened his eyes and it was me. The room was dark but he could see me thanks to the moonlight. He was VERY sleepy and confused and asked me what I was doing. I was staring at him and looked very sad and teary eyed. I looked so sad that he thought someone had died and it freaked him out. I started touching his face and then put my hands on his throat. At this point he tried to get me off him but he couldn’t. I lightly slapped his face to make him stop and then I started choking him slightly. It wasn’t a strong choke but definitely enough for him to feel some pressure. After a few seconds my grip tightened and I leaned over like I was about to kiss him(??). I didn’t though and instead looked at him with a sad expression for an uncomfortably long time. The dog literally told me, “get the f*ck off me or I’m gonna scream”. I sighed and got off him.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Got any room for an apprentice in your operation?

Barudak posted:

Its a pretty short interview process.

Question 1: Are you willing to train to the peak of the human condition for the sole purpose of killing irreplaceable living wonders that in their own meloncholy way represent the last vestiges of the untamed wilds as man tightens the noose around creation?

Question 2: If in the woods adventuring, and we are separated, would you walk into a pool of water you just discovered that contains a sexy person who is beckoning you for a no strings attached all you can handle fuckfest ?

Blade Runner posted:

I am willing to murder anything for no good reason and I would stab the sex monster, thank you

Barudak posted:

Alright heres the paperwork, a next of kin disclosement form, and the address of an undertaker who specializes in closed casket funerals.

Blade Runner posted:

My attitudes on sex and murder have made both of these irrelevant

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, wear the box on a strap around your waist: a Dick-Wrap Fanny Pack!

Weatherman posted:

I feel like one needs to be Morally Inept to sing the next line of this song.

Pwnstar posted:

A wizard gives you a quest to destroy the wild crow population before they become intelligent enough to threaten the civilised races.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Now that's what I call a murder of crows.

Shear Modulus posted:

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/943932182711754752

SpaceGoku posted:

goddamn news nerdlingers can't even tell when a dude is partying no wonder americans distrust the media

paranoid randroid posted:

Steve Bannon, storming from end to end of living room with crushed adderall powder under his nose: "And furthermore if you look at the third, ninth, and seventeenth turnings you see that it's only homogeneous with a clear identity and set of shared values that can overcome adversity and avoid collapsing. But the ninth, twelfth, and eleventeenth turnings..."

Vanity Fair reporter, nodding sincerely, thinking: "My god, this man is a savage intellectual monolith."

paranoid randroid posted:

Vanity Fair Writer: "I've heard you described as a voracious reader..."

Bannon, wearing a victorian nightshirt stained with mustard over 30% of its surface: "Oh yeah I devour books. Literally devour 'em. I tear out each page when I'm done reading it and eat it. It's like eating the author's heart; it gives you their power."

Writer: "I see. And would you say that—"

Bannon: "I haven't taken a poo poo in two weeks."

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Reporter: "So if you could, Mr. Bannon, please describe for us your vision for the right in 2018"

Literal pile of garbage, heaped up against an overflowing dumpter:

Reporter: "Wow. Such towering insight."

Bannon, emerging from nearby manhole with what look suspiciously tail-like disappearing into his mouth: "Sorry I'm late, the rats fought me harder than usual today. So, what did you want to talk about?"

Powaqoatse posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

This crystal books has me intrigued. Sounds powerful.

Shugojin posted:

Don't be loving around with strep throat, strains of that little bugger make the toxin that causes scarlet fever


[ask] me about being 8 years old and hallucinating the entire world coming apart in massive blocks revealing fast moving water and inky blackness behind them because i had a massively high fever and flushed the toilet


[ask] my mom about finding her son crying on the bathroom floor frantically apologizing for making the walls come apart because of this

Riatsala posted:

Here's a gift I was disappointed with at the time, but in the end was perhaps the best I ever received:

When I was 12 or 13 I was whatever you call bicurious but for wall scrolls and other weeaboo poo poo and I asked my dad for a terrible mall ninja katana that I could hang on my wall.

Dad, sensing his future grandchildren fading by the day, gracefully diverted my course by buying me a battleaxe that he claimed fit my nordic heritage a bit more closely.

It was just enough to satisfy my "hang useless weapons on wall" phase in a way that didn't signal to every teenage girl in the world that I was hopelessly unfuckable. Just temporarily unfuckable.

Ginette Reno posted:

You missed the best part, OP. She used a loving .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol from a foot away lol. Not sure why exactly they thought a book would block that.

akulanization posted:

Neither of them had ever gotten through a book, so they assumed it was impossible.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Re: the lady that killed her children's father when their plan to film her shooting a book he's holding in front of his chest for a Youtube video somehow went wrong:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Scarlet fever

Who What Now posted:

That brings up an "interesting" question of what constitutes a foreskin on a horse and how, or how much, you would remove it.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's when you're really attracted to redheads.

TheMadMilkman posted:

This is a very good dream.

My dad worked at a photo studio back in college. Apparently the finances got rough, so at one point the owner gave him a hasselblad instead of paying him. It takes really, really, really good pictures.

haveblue posted:

yeah it sucks when someone pays you in exposure tho

StormDrain posted:

Someday I'll see some old lady's huge gap in front of her and parallel park into that lane. I'll only do it to show off to my passengers too.

LloydDobler posted:

Pervert.

Former DILF posted:

Youre not thinking big enough, i mean otto von bismarck only created one germany and after hitler there were twice as many so really who's the more successful statesman

Pneub posted:

We used to do 4 players, 1000% health, everyone picks up armor, slappers only, kneeling, with everyone crammed into one bathroom stall. It was just 5 minutes of 4 people wiggling around kneeling with there hands at their sides, grunting. My god, the grunting.

sebmojo posted:

best without context

thecluckmeme posted:

There are two kinds of people who relate to this: people who played goldeneye, and people no longer allowed in chili's

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Re: the lady that killed her children's father when their plan to film her shooting a book he's holding in front of his chest for a Youtube video somehow went wrong:

boner confessor posted:

pretend i posted brazilian_child_sex_assault_bitcoin.txt

Generic Monk posted:

is there a name for the rule that as the number of libertarians in a community increases, the probability that the discussion will shift towards age of consent tyranny approaches 1?

JawnV6 posted:

I keep getting older, they stay the same odds.

Bobby Digital posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I thought Morally Inept already made his own SNL parody song: Dick in a Boxer

Kheldarn posted:

Hamshot posted:

This made me weep.

Guy Goodbody posted:

That's the sound of multiple police.

Leavemywife posted:

Well, I tried watching an old Eddie Murphy stand up special and had to quit after he asked the faggots in the audience not to look at his rear end.

Strudel Man posted:

Couldn't you just cover up the bottom of the screen?