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FistEnergy posted:remember that although tesla sucks and is clearly lying, we live in hellworld where there is no limit to how high you can fail As the Good Place attests: “I took the form of a 45-year-old white man for a reason. I can only fail up.”
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orcinus posted:Also, lol this thread Lmao that owns
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just look at the loving comments on this video god drat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra3fv8gl6NE i mean god drat
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FistEnergy posted:remember that although tesla sucks and is clearly lying, we live in hellworld where there is no limit to how high you can fail It's like when rubes actually thought Valeant Pharma had discovered a magical way to run a pharma company doing things like cutting their research budget and firing large number of scientists.
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Streak posted:just look at the loving comments on this video god drat This one comment basically sums up what I said earlier about how other people perceive Musk's speech: "I think that so many words move through his head so quickly is what makes it seem like he has trouble speaking" Or this: "Every time he stops talking I'm just imagining equations flying around in his head." They perceive his stuttering nonsense like a brilliant genius who has trouble expressing the profound thoughts inside his head. Shageletic posted:I'm really tempted to learn how shorts work here. The issue is that it's not enough to know the business isn't healthy; you need to be confident that it's specifically going to die in the next month or two (or whatever). Shorts are particularly dangerous because you can be totally hosed if the price goes up a lot. Puts are much safer (since you only pay the cost of the option per share and there's no risk of losing more than you spent on the contracts), but it's still reliant on you betting correctly that the price is going to drop within a certain time frame (and not only drop, but drop enough to compensate you for the cost of the option). Ytlaya has issued a correction as of 02:15 on Oct 26, 2018 |
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bunch of loving goons buying options, godspeed
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rump buttman posted:bunch of loving goons buying options, godspeed consider them Laugh Futures for the thread.
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I'M investing... In hilarity!
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My Ameritrade account won't let me trade options unless I jump through some poorly-explained hoops and I immediately lost all motivation
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God, the comments to that video honestly kinda piss me off. Why are these people so stupid? The way they treat Musk is an insult to actual scientists.
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Shageletic posted:Its funny laid out like this How is Elon Musk not like a Tesla? One has enough lithium.
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Ytlaya posted:God, the comments to that video honestly kinda piss me off. Why are these people so stupid? The way they treat Musk is an insult to actual scientists. quote:Zach Houston lol imagine thinking google or alexa are AI
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I know a couple pages ago someone brought up that accounting rules only consider a sale to be "complete" when the customer has the product. What if, and hear me out here, Tesla doesn't consider the car to be the final product, but the VIN number. It would explain a loving lot.
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Elon Musk thinks we have AI thats real lol
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iospace posted:I know a couple pages ago someone brought up that accounting rules only consider a sale to be "complete" when the customer has the product.
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iospace posted:I know a couple pages ago someone brought up that accounting rules only consider a sale to be "complete" when the customer has the product. Well, here's the language from their 10-K: quote:Revenue Recognition I mean, if you're a customer you don't think you're buying a VIN, you think you're buying a car. I know Elon's a fraud; taking deposits on a $35k car with essentially no intention to deliver them proves that much. But exactly *how* fraudulent he is, I'm not sure. There's a lot of smoke but I'm not sure about the fire. I don't think they'd dick around with revenue recognition or cash flow which would be capital f Fraud and could put him and Deepak in jail, but who knows.
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Ytlaya posted:God, the comments to that video honestly kinda piss me off. Why are these people so stupid? The way they treat Musk is an insult to actual scientists. remember when he attacked and insulted an actual scientist because she works in nanomechanics research
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Ytlaya posted:God, the comments to that video honestly kinda piss me off. Why are these people so stupid? The way they treat Musk is an insult to actual scientists. the guy on big bang theory is unironically supposed to be a genius that is what stupid people think smart is
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the dumb poo poo elon says sounds dumb at first but have you considered that actually its just smart somehow?? wrap it up tslaqailures
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Parity warning posted:the dumb poo poo elon says sounds dumb at first but have you considered that actually its just smart somehow?? wrap it up tslaqailures Did someone say Teslaquilla? You know the saying, “When life gives you TSLAQ, make Teslaquilla”
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:remember when he attacked and insulted an actual scientist because she works in nanomechanics research Did Musk ever explain his dumb-rear end opinion on why he thought nanotech was bullshit?
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ryde posted:Did Musk ever explain his dumb-rear end opinion on why he thought nanotech was bullshit? :pop: edit: THE ONE WHERE THE EMOJI IS EATING THE POPCORN
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^^^ Musk leaning into dumbass singularity poo poo makes his insults about nanotech even funnierWheeee posted:the guy on big bang theory is unironically supposed to be a genius Big Bang guy is at least more plausible than Musk. From what little I've seen of that show, it doesn't actually talk about whatever physics the guy is doing, whereas Musk specifically says the stuff he thinks is smart. I feel like the image Musk tries to project is different than Big Bang guy. Like, he's going for more of a "brilliant visionary who is wiser than mere mortals" sorta image, rather than just "smart autism dorky guy."
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what if Elon is right and this whole thread is bullshit
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What if it's opposite day
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kill me https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177
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I think he has about another two months before his settlement-required Twitter Babysitter starts work. That ought to be a fun job.
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ryde posted:Did Musk ever explain his dumb-rear end opinion on why he thought nanotech was bullshit? He's a marketing guy, to be fair marketing folks had been completely using it as a BS buzzword for a decade before nanotech became real. So he just sort of assumed he was dealing with someone near his level that he could dunk on. I've had to deal with the headache from that at a few places because old sales lit would use buzzwords like that, then later regulators would find that crap and I'd have to reassure them we didn't use actual nanoparticles in any of our stuff/there wasn't any extra danger of our products loving up soil or water in their area.
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Ytlaya posted:This one comment basically sums up what I said earlier about how other people perceive Musk's speech: "I think that so many words move through his head so quickly is what makes it seem like he has trouble speaking" lol yea, the motherfucker with all of an B.Sc in Physics and who lasted all of two days in a Ph.D program sure has them equations flying around in his head at all times. Like Jesus gently caress, is this really how easy it is to get your own cult of personality?
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Coolness Averted posted:He's a marketing guy, to be fair marketing folks had been completely using it as a BS buzzword for a decade before nanotech became real. So he just sort of assumed he was dealing with someone near his level that he could dunk on. I can't wait for my effort spent learning machine learning and AI becoming worthless, a forbidden swear word in business for 30 years as the current bazinga wave of abusing it to overpromise and underdeliver ruins the name of the whole science and engineering field and nobody is going to want to put any money into it.
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This is cultural appropriation of queer millineals
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Dumb Lowtax posted::pop: It's munch, not pop. 
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lmao that's a touhou werewolf, elon can't even post anime correctly smdh
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Truga posted:lmao that's a touhou werewolf, elon can't even post anime correctly A nice self-own
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isn't the Tohou fan base several orders of magnitude more nuts than most anime fan bases? seems a perfect match for Elon.
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Who dares question the vast interplanetary knowledge of cspam posters and their wisdom on *checks notes* a wolf girl from an indie game Anyway Elon is a fraud in every possible way
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