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About a year ago, I listened to his mollycoddling interview with that smug poo poo Kirk Cameron where he claimed that Kirk was one of his closest friends, who totally had no animosity towards gay people or atheists. Then I remembered how he once had a huge rant about how the religious right in this country needed to go ASAP, or they'd line us all up for witch burnings. gently caress, what a miserable little lapdog he's become. EDIT Rev. Bleech_ posted:Better him than Allen West or Alan Keyes Speaking as someone who's lived through an Obama vs. Keyes election, they are, in fact, HILARIOUS. The only thing funnier than the election its self was listening to the probably Freeper I worked with (called CNN the Communist News Network, and refused to look up news on any site other than foxnews.com) assert that Keyes was totally the best man for the job and he was going to crush Obama. Hermetic fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Feb 12, 2013 |
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Spacedad posted:So it seems that the right wing extremists of the prison gang 'aryan brotherhood' are engaging in organized domestic terrorism by murdering and/or threatening government officials. In addition to murders, this has resulted in at least one state prosecutor stepping down due to security concerns. If they're neonazis how is it NOT the fault of liberals?  They're just emulating Führer Obama.
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Apr 3, 2013 16:18
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BiggerBoat posted:I was talking to a friend of mine today about this. Why does the conservative answer to everything always center around escalation? "Know what we need to make the world safe from guns and bombs? MORE guns and MORE bombs. You know what would solve this problem of bullets whizzing by all the time? More people with more bullets." Look at how they talk about the "good ol' days", too. "Muh daddy beat me every time I stepped outta line! And he never told me I'd done good unless I WON, gotdammit!" It's negativity all the way down.
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Oct 10, 2015 03:52
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"The left-wing moonbats call us racists, but I'm going to talk about how wonderful and rare it is to see a BRILLIANT black man like Doctor Ben "Black" Carson. He's so black, how can I be racist for liking this black gentleman who happens to be black?? He's so black that liberals have to call him stupid, but he's not, he's black. So in conclusion, have you met my black friend Dr. Black Carson? He's black. And I'm not racist. He's black. Blackitty Black Black Black."
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Oct 13, 2015 22:47
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So are we going to talk about Hucklefuck losing his goddamn mind last night? https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/654114071336189952
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Oct 14, 2015 16:14
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codenameFANGIO posted:Bobby Jindal couldn't steal the crazy people from Trump and neither can Mike Huckabee but lol that they tried at all. That's pretty much it. He's trying to position himself as the WIIIIILD and CUH-RAAAAAAZY candidate, but it doesn't work. He's basically that autistic dude who tries to be jocular and fun, but just yells "YOUR MOM SUCKED MY PENIS" at the guys he's hanging out with, then sits at home, wondering why he didn't get invited to the next house party.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:21
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
 I love the implication that just by being gay, I'm not an "ordinary American"
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Oct 15, 2015 03:49
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Klaus88 posted:They'll be ordinary Americans when they can hold hands in public and not be kicked out of their houses for the crime of being gay. I think that to this shitbag, I'll be "ordinary" when I'm no longer gay.
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Oct 15, 2015 04:31
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ToastyPotato posted:Loosely related to Sam Wilson Captain America fighting racists, Anthony Mackie, the actor playing Sam in the movies seems to have just endorsed Donald Trump. He says it's because Trump "worked himself up from nothing". Should we tell him...?
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Oct 20, 2015 01:10
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Yeah talking about him is no problem, it's the odd compulsion to rehab anyone goons like from culture that don't toe the d&d line. Chillax, broski. No one was trying to "reform" him. If Mark Ruffalo made a public statement that he endorsed Hillary because she was a quiet and demure housewife, we'd probably have the same desire to tell him why he was wrong.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:33
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Sharkie posted:yep. "Sorry Donald, that wasn’t an endorsement. Just a bad attempt at a joke, I guess?" My guess is one of his people, Simpsons-style, walked up and whispered in his ear, then he backpedaled furiously.
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Oct 20, 2015 16:03
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"The truth never triumphs, its opponents just die out." --Max Planck Keeshhound posted:Do you think they'll actually try anything? I mean, they're dumb as poo poo and already fringe, but do they really believe that they can start a campaign of harassment against a Prime Minister and not suffer repercussions? Yes, because 13 year olds very rarely consider the repercussions of their tantrums.
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Oct 20, 2015 20:41
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pussy riot police posted:"Does he look like a dorkon?" "Did he take his mom to the jr. high prom?"
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Oct 21, 2015 15:30
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CommieGIR posted:The story is that the truck in which the 4 year old was in was blocking the road. No no no, you're looking at this all wrong... [quote] The person who engaged the girl’s father in a road rage incident and then fired shots is a white male with a dark complexion, possibly Hispanic. He is in his mid- 20’s to early 30’s and has short dark hair, possibly in a fade haircut. [/quote drat DIRTY ILLEGALS KILLIN ARE KIDS!  If the girl's family is hispanic as well, then that's just case closed. Gang violence, kid deserved it, world is just, end of story.
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Oct 21, 2015 18:06
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Nintendo Kid posted:You know how in the Matrix, Morpheus hands Neo a red pill to show him reality? They're referencing that for turning people on to being extremely racist and sexist. I thought sexism was the red pill and the iron pill was what edgy pol morons "took" for "racial awareness" (racism, but using pseudointellectual terms to describe it).
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Oct 21, 2015 23:18
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SedanChair posted:If Drudge (or really anybody) had to sit and answer questions for that long he'd be blubbering and begging for death by 10 hours. They'd just storm out, and try to avoid the consequences of doing so. The right is full of the biggest entitled whiners, ironically.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:40
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SatansOnion posted:I'm leaning more toward "half-assed Theo Galavan cosplay", personally You just know he has the "unhealthy relationship with sister" part down pat.
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Oct 24, 2015 06:28
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Epic High Five posted:Psh, as if they even get the gold. They get a certificate, and if the whole shebang collapses they get to take their Rascal up from bumfuck Alabama to bumfuck North Dakota to claim it and they definitely won't just be killed on sight Yeah, when I found out that most of these angry old morons were just getting certificates, it blew my mind. "Don't trust these certificates for gold backed by the US government! Trust these certificates for gold backed by a company I just heard about 5 minutes ago!" Because we all know there's nothing more trustworthy than companies that advertise on talk radio! That gold totally exists and is real. (And assuming it IS real, there is no way you're going to be given that gold at any point after there's a collapse of law and order. You are not enforcing compliance of a contract with a powered-down rascal and an SKS, when they can just buy protection from whatever North Dakotan version of Lord Humungus rises to power.) My dad may be a paranoid hate-monster that is only not on Freep because he refuses to use the internet, but at least he's smart enough to get his apocalypse gold in actual bars. And, actually, he gets silver most of the time, because it would be easier to buy things like food and ammo with than trying to determine precisely how many flakes of gold you should count out. Hermetic fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Oct 24, 2015 13:30
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Klaus88 posted:
Yea, I should have mentioned that I was speaking ffrom the perspective of the wingnuts, that is to say with the (large) assumption that the apocalypse will accept precious metals. In other words "Even by their own logic, they're crazy as gently caress."
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Oct 24, 2015 19:45
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Hazo posted:It looks more blondish than the freakish white Milo just got. I thought it was a generic GOP/Aryan ideal. Come on, Milo is TOTALLY the Aryan ideal!  He even dyed his hair blonde to drive the point home! 
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Oct 28, 2015 02:37
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CommieGIR posted:Paul Ryan is now Speaker. Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:29
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Mister Macys posted:It's the usual Karl Rove "projecting one's own failures onto their enemies" bullshit, because the Empire used literal slave labor to construct the Death Stars, including wookies. Are you really surprised that a neocon doesn't see massive discrimination and chattel slavery against those who look different to be an impediment to being the "good guys"?
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Oct 30, 2015 17:30
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Mister Macys posted:I'll be damned if I'm going to let it slide unmentioned, just because that view is considered normal for them. Oh, I would have said something if you didn't. I just wanted to point out that bigotry and slavery was a feature to that crazy dipshit, not a bug. Klaus88 posted:Well obviously that species wasn't comprised of angels. They should have just sold their houses on Alderaan, moved somewhere else, and sold some stock to cover the expense. It's a matter of personal responsibility, really.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:45
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happyhippy posted:In Star Wars, its called a Tuesday. In Warhammer 40K, it's a slow morning. 
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Starshark posted:She's got the pencil the wrong way around I doubt it matters, if they're stupid enough to do that costume. Literacy is too close to Pride.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:29
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Starshark posted:I was saying it's a dumb way to show she's a doody-head. Whoever set up the pic did that deliberately. I'm not familiar with the context of the picture. Do you mean subversively, or was that the whole point of the pic?
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Oct 30, 2015 22:37
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:You generally don't want to cook fetus over an open flame anyway or it will dry out. It's better to sous-vide it at around 138°F for about an hour for best results. Goons With Specula.
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Oct 31, 2015 00:46
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:So about that pastor ousted earlier regarding US Women's Soccer, he is no stranger to batshit insanity He seems like he has some sort of personality disorder making him say crazy poo poo for attention. Basically, this is what happens to the kid who eats paper, bugs, and tin foil if his grade school doesn't have a therapist.
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Oct 31, 2015 06:09
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Elephant Ambush posted:Stop replying to Smoothrich. Seriously. People need to just put him on ignore and move on. He's an idiot lapping up attention like a dog on a puddle of antifreeze.
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Nov 3, 2015 18:18
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Thump! posted:Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should star in America's next mass shooting? We're due for a liberal to commit one, I reckon. Don't you know? They're ALL liberal! DON'T BELIEVE THE MISINFORMATION!!
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Nov 4, 2015 15:55
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Zeroisanumber posted:Slate isn't great, but think of Salon as Slate's dumber, less successful younger brother.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:36
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Dr Christmas posted:Well, if and illegal immigrant goes to the emergency room, they don't leave them to bleed out. That, as far as I can tell, is the whole basis of the claim that the get healthcare. My dad totally believes the "lavish secret benefits for brown people" thing. The other week he was ranting that the Indian family who owns a gas station in his podunk town only succeeds because they get secret government funds that cover all of their losses. So I'd wager the "Mussulmen are all on welfare" despite most of them being middle-class suburbanites would be explained as "They make good money at ARE JOBS and then Obama gives them welfare anyway to make them richer!!" They're basically pissed that they see brown immigrants doing better than them, and need an explanation that doesn't involve their lack of education, or the lovely economic situation they've voted us into. Nelson Mandingo posted:Looking real presidential there Ben. Who can forget that stirring speech FDR gave after Pearl Harbor, where he mocked the Japanese, claiming that he "never remembered this type of violence being leveled at one Great Britain", then spent several minutes complaining that during other battles in WW2, neither Great Britain, nor France, nor any European power had never sustained damage or attach like this, and that it was highly unfair that Japan would do something like that to us. As he quaveringly accused Japan of being big meanies, he danced and gestured awkwardly around the podium, face fixed in an expression somewhere between and  .It really brought us together and galvanized the country to enter World War 2. Hermetic fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 14:45
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OAquinas posted:Man, I don't even think John Yoo could approve of how tortured that metaphor is. You're just mad you didn't think of the comparison first.
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Nov 7, 2015 22:20
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Radish posted:It's funny since when Franken wrote a book with actual facts O'Reilly flipped his poo poo and started doing the machismo covering for a slight on his honor bullshit. I know it was a couple of pages back, but it bears mentioning that in order to settle his imaginary honor, O'Reilly physically attacked one of Franken's people. A small quiet woman who had nothing to do with anything said in Franken's books. Bill O'Rielly is a rage-addled, impotent garbage baby.
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Stoat posted:Legit laughed out loud at 'wiped eyes before tears begin to flow' #ObamaCriedFirst
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Jan 6, 2016 01:11
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Pope Guilty posted:I'm always fascinated by country culture's simultaneous worship of police officers and soldiers and glorification of outlaws. America: We just like confident, authoritative people with guns. 
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Leofish posted:Wait, so the beggar was a trap? I was expecting a heartwarming story about how you were the only kid who "did unto the least of them" and all that. Obviously, the proper response was to flip all the other tables over for selling poo poo in the temple, THEN give your pebbles to the beggar.
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Feb 4, 2016 23:00
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Nonsense posted:If only Emmett Till hadn't opened up his mouth when patronizing a white lady's store. He probably believes that unironically.
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Feb 6, 2016 02:46
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Honestly, I think that the right wing has killed off any power their cries of "socialism" really have among swing voters. They've called every single Democratic candidate a socialist for decades now. Yes, Bernie is an actual socialist, but that makes 0 difference in what will happen this election, because if Franco ran as a Democrat, they'd call him a socialist too. "Socialist" is just what right-wingers call Democrats to most people. It's background noise, essentially. It's just part of the drone and chant that makes up the media saturation of an election to the average American, and the same aging John Birchers that always mess their depends over that title will keep punching straight R until the day they finally get shoved into a particle board coffin by their guiltily-relived children no matter who is on the ticket. Hermetic fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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stinkles1112 posted:Given this, I think it's safe to say there is no amount of whiteness that could be added that would lead to an WP-Approved Half Time Show Almost as if a single bit of black entertainment makes it not-white. "One drop", of black entertainment, if you will.
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