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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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TheDarkFlame posted:

...recreational pufferfish

I'd say someone should do a Nuz edit/parody but I don't think you could make it dumb enough if you tried.

There was a report recently about adolescent dolphins chewing puffer fish to get stoned.

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Rygar201
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ThirdPartyView posted:

Isn't Rob Smith Jr. the official cartoonist for Glenn Beck?

Yes. It's been awesome seeing all the posts with cartoons from him and Snafu. They're so loving stupid

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Jan 26, 2011
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Man, reading about all these crazy Yankee liquor laws is hilarious. I grew up in New Orleans and am now living in Baton Rouge. I thought it was weird when I got up here and saw that the bars have to close at two AM and they don't have drive through Daiquiri joints. I can't imagine not being able to buy just about any booze I want at any gas station or grocery store.

For something vaguely politoon related, I'm looking forward to Lester and the McCoy's reactions to Sandra Fluke seeking elected office. I'm sure it will easily satisfy my two minutes hate for the day

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Jan 26, 2011
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LtStorm posted:


Also our beer was capped at 5% alcohol content until just a year or two ago.


What's the Totally Not Racist Guys explanation for that one? Cause all I can see is banning Those People's beer

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Rorus Raz posted:

I want you all to remember this cartoon when asking when the Benghazi cartoons will stop.

I think the best example is the recent Branco featuring Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy has been dead for five years, and they're still harping on Chappaquiddick

Rygar201 fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Feb 5, 2014

Rygar201
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Air is lava! posted:

Can you explain to me how that could be racist? I know it's Mississippi so it might well be. Anyway, your beer laws are really weird. You can get your drivers license with 16 but can't buy a drink until five years later? That's just stupid.

I'm not sure how it is in the rest of the country, but around here there is a stereotype that only black people drink Malt Liquor or high gravity beer, the types of beers that would b a affected by a law like this. Now, I obviously don't live in MS so I may be way off base but knowing southern white folks like I do I can easily see this being a racial thing.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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seiferguy posted:

Fair enough then!

Someone with twitter should tweet it at him: https://twitter.com/WardSutton

Thanks for posting this, I hadn't seen his non Kelly stuff before.

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Jan 26, 2011
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XyloJW posted:

I think the point is that POLICIES is a lame, pointless label, like Ramirez's oft-used "record" criticism. It tells you nothing. I don't see how a brick labelled GOP is any less clear than a brick labelled GOP'S POLICIES.

It makes sense when you remember the Republican refrain about messaging being their problem. Bennett is pointing out that it is the substance of their positions (the brick) that is the problem, not the presentation (the valentine).

Anyway, I'm excited to see some terrible pro monopoly cartoons come out of this Time Warner Cable and Comcast deal

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Sir Rolo posted:

I... Is the snow supposed to look like something? Is there any kind of comment here?

Pretty sure that is Virginia chief

Edit : Man I hope that is Virginia

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Does this thread really not know that those lyrics are from Grandad's Slam Rap directed at Thugnificent in an episode of the Boondocks?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Where's that Simpsons GIF when you need it?

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JT Jag posted:

Wait, isn't she supposed to be the mechanically inclined one? I'm calling you out, Muir!

What about this cartoon could possibly give you the impression that she isn't?

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Jan 26, 2011
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zoux posted:

If only we could've cloned LBJ to be Senate Majority Leader for 08-10 :negative:



http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/did-the-democrats-ever-really-have-60-votes-in-the-senate-and-for-how-long/

That might not have made much of a difference

^ He doesn't get how all insurance works

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Jan 26, 2011
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Wow, what a loving idiot.

Lower numbers must mean lower standards, HERP DERP!

Everything I've read just said they were going back to the old format as the new section didn't really add anything

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Yeah discharging student debt is incredibly difficult because Congress was worried that graduates would declare Bankruptcy en masse.

No, really. Congress sucks :smith:

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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This endless :goonsay: over how long it's taken Waifu to get to Maryland is strange to see. Do you people never read webcomics? Just because a given story unfolds over multiple days doesn't mean it takes that many in story days. Jesus, if that was true the characters in QuestionableContent must speak with all the speed of dripping pitch.

Muir is terrible in all other ways though.

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Party Boat posted:

Does Questionable Content also reference current events on a daily basis?

Back in the old days a story taking place over an afternoon could take months of in comic time and the indy band jokes would remain up the minute accurate (from what my indy band friends said, it's hardly my Forte)

Other posters have revealed to me that Muir muddied the comic book time conceit through his usual laziness though. Sorry I didn't notice. I can only skim DbD, lest I stare too deeply into the abyss.

Edited to remove phone posting induced errors

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Randler posted:

Well, he had like six years to fix a known problem and nothing happened, so putting the blame on Obama as well is alright in my book.

Yeah, if only Obama would just lead then those sensible Republicans in Congress would come around and pass broad budget increases for Federal agencies!

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Mirthless posted:


Lisa, if we based our school system off of what kids liked, it'd be 7 hours a day of videogames, candy and nickelodeon.

The seven hour gently caress-and-nap fest of high school is seen as a welcome period of bliss before the lifetime of exploitation of adulthood

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Kiwi Ghost Chips posted:

So have there been any democratic mental health proposals then?

Even if there haven't been, Democrats don't have nearly the record of dismantling mental health programs that Republicans do (see Reagan, Ronald)

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CaptainCarrot posted:

I posit that you would have to scour the earth to find a single mother making a quarter million.

J. K. Rowling, for a time

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Rorus Raz posted:

The sad thing they'll be giving him poo poo over calling it torture.

Check out @amandacarpenter's Tweet: https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/495290035588313088

That's Cruz's spox

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Post 9-11 User posted:

Sometimes, I hate you people. The Muirverse clearly shows that Dear Leader Obongo is riding a bike with the "female" frame, ergo the cross strut is far lower to the ground so that the rider does not need to raise her leg high enough to expose her nethers to God and America.


^Teh male                                                                                                                                                                       Teh femael^


It's a totally anachronistic design but ... I don't know, in case a woman feels like riding a bicycle with a skirt on? Who knows.

Add bicycle gender specificity to the list.



http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/02/penny_in_your_pants_the_bike_hack_for_biking_in_a_skirt_without_flashing.html

That's a much better way to avoid inadvertently exposing your filthy lady parts to Crying Liberty and Innocent Kids

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Jan 26, 2011
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So @billmon1 and other cool people on twitter are tweeting about what a racist gently caress head Gary McCoy is. That's neat

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Discendo Vox posted:

When was the US training ISIS?

Never, Todd Roll is a loving moron

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What nerd poo poo are you on about?

Rygar201
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That Roll comic manages to miss the point entirely. People are pushing voting in Ferguson because it's a 2/3 black city with a 12% black turnout in local elections. Wilfully dense, etc

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Xanderkish posted:

Do we get bell hooks with an assault rifle and charge her to shoot down anyone who says "I'm not feminist, I'm humanist."?

Yeah, that would rule.

Also that post was right up with the Degenerative, Whole Mind Disease of Marijuana Addiction for useless tiresome poo poo.

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That last Prickly City looks way more like Allie's regular stuff for some reason

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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

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Since we were wondering if the US would make any statements

Check out @NancyPelosi's Tweet: https://twitter.com/NancyPelosi/status/516654808343007233

I know she isn't POTUS or Secretary of State, but she is Congressional leadership


Also, thanks guys. Thanks. I'd almost forgotten the special loathing I feel for Chuck Asay

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I'm way too bothered that he isn't riding a White Horse (or a pimp rear end white luxury car, if he were Supernatural Death)

Rygar201
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Gilganixon posted:

Another ridiculously self-referential cartoon for the thread. I feel like the really horrible cartoonists aren't playing nice lately.



Thanks for this, it owns

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Jan 26, 2011
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Latuff's correct/incorrect opinions aside, I thought it was well accepted that TERFs and SWERFs were contemptible garbage? Or have I Thought Wrongly?

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alnilam posted:

Wicked Rosa Parks, patting seat beside her: "Why don't you... have a seat? :twisted:"
Shocked bus riders: "That's it, I'm getting a car!"
Korner Kelly: "Auto-motivation"

:golfclap:

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Who the gently caress are those goblins?

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OldTennisCourt posted:

Rall's weird obsession with the 'produced no usuable information' point is so loving stupid. There's so many things he can talk about but he chooses this one single loving line.

Focusing on that is a great way to make tortured apologists look monstrous to any open minded on lookers

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ThirdPartyView posted:

Piñera getting assfucked by Goku is only trumped by the immigrant forefathers cartoon from the 1890s (?) and Herblock's cartoon against desegregation.

Wait, Herblock did a pro segregation cartoon?

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Good think the price of Oil can only got DOWN Down down!

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Atoramos posted:

it's cuz slaves would sing at night as to not be punished.


so yes it's a slur calling blacks slaves.

I heard it's because black people hang out by the streetlights with one foot behind the other knee, like a cricket? Old White New Orleanians are loving racist, that's all I've got

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