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Who doxxes the doxxmen?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 11:48 |
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Beet Wagon posted:drat, nothing stacks up like Chris "Coke Machine" Roberts. Is he accompanied by "Smooth" Sandi Gardiner?
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Make sure when you call his dad you tell him you're from the internet.
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Luke... that's him in the wheelchair. It can't be! That's impossible! Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Nooooooo!
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. That's him in the wheelchair.
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joats posted:Forrest: [running] I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. I'm not a smart man, Jenny, but I know that's him in the wheelchair.
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Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but that's him in the wheelchair!
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Maldoror posted:raggle fraggle Why does he even wear button up shirts? Does he go around and use the buttons as mini-bullets when they inevitably shoot off?
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Derek Smart is dead RIP
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Blackmjolnir posted:Why do you need an entire loving mocap studio for a spaceship game. I do not understand. How can SC backer be so monumentally stupid Lots and lots of sex scenes.
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lol this whole thing is a scam for two failed Hollywood rejects to try and get back into the biz, except croberts has a terrible reputation and Sandi is a terrible actress, so that'll fail too. Anyone who still has money in this is stupid.
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Are you threatening me? I need teepee for my bunghole!
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CrazyLoon posted:South Park stopped being funny a decade ago, much like your posting. South Park always has been and will always be funny. It's just your taste has changed or you decided to not like it.
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Double post!
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ShredsYouSay posted:I don't think that's a diet coke... It's a Coke Zero. ![]() Because yeah sure, drinking a Coke Zero instead of a regular Coke is gonna help him lose weight.
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ZenMaster posted:In other news Force Awakens is getting 97% on RT Featuring Star Citizen's own Mark Hamill.
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This motherfucker can't even log in to play his own game and people keep giving him money?
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I'm surprised the girl behind Sandi still works there. She's cute as hell, and I can't imagine Sandi is able to deal with someone more attractive than her working there. The girl in the front is cute too.
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KakerMix posted:That Lesnik has the title of "Developer" He's developing his own gravitational pull.
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Doing things no other game has done before, such as
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Is Derek Smartland like Dollywood?
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Lowtax posted:forums revenue is lowest since 2002, so I doubt I'm raking in the big bucks here You should start selling spaceship jpgs!
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I'm the loud gunshots in the vacuum of space.
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You know what makes games fun? Having to buy insurance in-game. Imagine having to buy insurance in GTA instead of just saving cars in garages. Or paying a fine to get them back from impound. No, those ideas are too easy and fun! Instead you have to pay for insurance!
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I love that they refuse to believe Beer's e-mails are real. I wonder how they can reject reality so easily. These are like the same type of people who don't believe dinosaurs existed.
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Guys, looks like Crobberts isn't spending much time coding. He might be the future GM of the NFL Detroit Lions.![]()
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Mirificus posted:Cute. Their Disqus page went from https://disqus.com/by/rajafamitswuey/ to https://disqus.com/by/Kronypsus/ Is every Shitizen suffering from some sort of mental disorder or what?
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Beet Wagon posted:CIG, trash that SQ42 script. I'll cook you up a better one for the low low price of making Derek Smart the main character. Derek Smart is giving a speech, aliens invade, Derek scares them off just by going "LET ME loving FINISH!"
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Jason Sextro posted:Who wants to tell stories on the official forums about the Stumpire, an empire of people with amputated limbs We should write about the Renpire, which is smaller but crazier than the larger, dumber Stimpire.
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Shitposting on a historic page!
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Romes128 posted:im the sugar free redbull The pictures posted here always show him drinking something like a Diet Coke or that Redbull. Like holy poo poo, someone tell Ben to stop drinking that poo poo and drink nothing but water. Go do some walks. If RSI has any sort of good insurance, they'd also cover most of the cost of weight-loss surgery for him because I'm sure that would qualify as needed for his health. If that company cared about their employees at all they would get this guy the help he needs to lose that weight. At my job I've seen people who have been very overweight, not to that level but still pretty bad, and our insurance let them get surgery and also take short-term disability to recover from it. They both have lost a ton of weight and look much better because of it. But we already know that company doesn't give a poo poo about their employees.
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If this stupid rear end game has idiots who proclaim themselves millionaires throwing over 30k at it, then one of them should offer to pay for Ben's weight-loss surgery. At least then you'd actually be helping a human being and not buying worthless jpgs.
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Ash1138 posted:Oh and Sandi if you want to take down videos that make you look bad, there is one here that you should know about : https://vimeo.com/49705991 That blonde girl who is in there for like 4 seconds shows better acting talent than Sandi does in over a minute.
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This company can't even figure out doors.
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Sandi will have an unskippable 30 minute scene in Squadron 42 where she tells you about her being the best pilot in the galaxy ever since she was a little girl, and the butthurt special snowflakes who tried to keep her down. She will blink about one million times.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:that Cutlass line at the end is quite a doozy. Haha. "We've designed a new ship for you, so you'll just have to buy another one instead of us actually giving you what you paid for!"
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ideate posted:wait someone posted this already and I missed it right ![]()
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:The moment you realize the reason why the leg proportions are hosed up on Sandi's standee are because the artist literally ran out of source image to steal I was gonna say that. That's so loving hilarious. They're so proud of this standout that was fully traced from something else, and then had hosed up legs put on because they had no actual idea how to draw.
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Daztek posted:hahaha someone posted some of the original images as comments to their face book posts lol this Ryan Archer guy is a loving plagarist trying to pass himself off as an artist. Can we get the original artists to be made aware of this so they can go after him? And can we make sure this is plastered everywhere so this douche has to gently caress off forever?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 11:48 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/239709734/star-traders/comments Parody means similarities! Hahaha. Yeah sure, go for similarities. But stealing someone's art is not parody.
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