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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Castor Poe posted:



He 100% fucks that thing

Who What is that guy??

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

I see Trumbo’s on Cameo too now.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

The Last Call posted:

DOOM: Cern Opening portals to Hell



Got shotgun? Better get a BFG

Aliens using (social) media to raise anti-science opinions in the general populace to stunt our technological development so that they can invade us easier was the plot of a novel I read once (Three Body Problem?).

It seems we are living in that timeline now.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
14 and 16-year-olds making dick jokes?!? I am shocked, I tell ya!

Back in my day, we didn't even get our genitals assigned to us till we turned 21!!



I think I saw that vid on PornHub too, lady! :wiggle:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Castor Poe posted:






LOL! My balls. Look at that smug little bitch

Right-wingers not being able to handle the truth. What else is new?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

BrigadierSensible posted:

People like this say they carry guns "for protection" right?

What sort of hellworld is it when you need protection whist shopping for cheap undies at a TJ Maxx?

Explain yourself AmericaAlabama!

You need protection from all the people carrying guns around you. Duh.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

The Last Call posted:



America, hells yeah!

Did they find oil in that McDonalds?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Happy Holidays, Trump thread. :toot:

Thanks for reminding me that no matter how disgruntled I am with my country's politics sometimes, things are always so much worse in the US! :gop:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

no_tears posted:

When will the pain of having to listen to family members say that “he’s coming back, just you wait” actually go away?

Once he’s dead? Maybe?

I guess some people will say he just faked his death to better fight the deep state. (Arrests are coming any week now!)

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Sanctum posted:

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1476235912539475973

Guess I'll have to climb a mountain every time I need groceries because the only roads will be under the ocean in a decade. welp,

I mean, on the one hand, large parts of the world drowning is bad.... but on the other hand, less Florida...

I'm conflicted.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
What’s the current q-timeline for Trumbo‘s reinstatement?

Asking for a friend with huge bigly hands.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Blooster posted:

Funny you should ask that. I am seeing this make its rounds on right wing social media today



Lol, I love this poo poo! These people are beyond hope! :v:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
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Hell Gem

The vilest form of libel and slander! That dude is besmirching the good name of goo...



... oh.




Carry on.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1478439863053598720

Marg gets kicked, expects everyone to leave now she can't use it.

Oh... no... please don't leave...

I would be so owned!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Wait….that was real??!!!

Yes.

Yes, the world is a dumpster fire.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

What kind of urine do I need to improve me kid's math skills?? Help, he's failing hard!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Checks out!

On the picture below you can see exactly *counts flags* one, two, three... THREE Nazis.



And anyway, the flags were probably planted by dirty antifa-terrorists to give those fine young upstanding national socialists patriots a bad name!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Feb 9, 2022

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Vampire Panties posted:

Nazi transitive property - standing next to a Nazi makes you a loving Nazi.


Prove me wrong.

You have to stand next to a Nazi to land a proper punch.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Sanctum posted:

Nuclear deterrence is is all about peacocking aggressively

Ergo Donald J Trump is correct about nuclear diplomacy

Turmp not knowing, caring and caring to know what nuclear war entails and therefore being more likely to use nukes would make for a superior deterrence. So weird. So stupid.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
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Hell Gem

Thank you for your sacrifice, sir! o7

Going to the theaters and parks with fewer assholes around will make the world a little bit better.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Apr 1, 2022

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Because cops don't want to be the fat blue line.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Data Graham posted:

I don't know who to root for, between the avatar of Qanon evangelical chuds and the avatar of omnipotent capitalist monopoly

Yeah, same.

... at least Disney can provide entertainment of the non-Fremdschämen sort?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Is Disney a member of NATO?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Reps have tried calling their political opponents communists and nazis (and communazis) without much success, so I guess the only remaining step of escalation is calling them pedophiles. If that does not work, what fearmongering bullshit insult will there be left that could possibly be any worse?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

pepperchomp posted:

Lol wait what? U just called em nazis? Or actually soup but....Am I missing a piece of the story here? Like how do you poo poo on someone then ask em for help?

If the police does not respond and arrests Kimmel (and Smith) immediately, it is just more proof that they are in Pelosi's pocket. :eng101:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
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Hell Gem

LifeSunDeath posted:

He also made his money working for Peter Thiel. So I'm assuming he got his blood all drained at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Jo-djilvo

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Amazing Zimmo posted:

has biden killed god yet?

I feel like this election promise has gone unfulfilled

Well, have you seen god around lately? Have you? :smug:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

The Last Call posted:



They sleep nude in an oxygen tent they believe gives them sexual powers.

Hmm, yes, the one thing the eye is best known for is... *checks notes* ...projecting energy.

You know, like Superman.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Devils Affricate posted:

It's actually way worse than that, considering how Ireland is part of the UK.

:what:

Efb

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

They have been morally bankrupt for like forever. Good to see their financial status catching up.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
What does this person think Omar should apologize for? I’m utterly flabbergasted by that tweet.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Amazing Zimmo posted:



they couldn't even spell this dudes name right

This is one of those early AI generated faces, right?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

I guess we should stop talking about crime then. You see, if nobody knows about crime, nobody will commit any crimes. I am very smrt. Ama.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police and mypillow.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Devils Affricate posted:

Japan has long been perplexed by the concept of crucifixion



That’s just what he deserves for not getting me that Lego set back in 86. :argh:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
We heap a lot of negative attributes onto Musk, deservedly so in most cases, but is he really 100% in the Turmp/republican camp as the chuds all seem to think?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ideologically no not really. He's an extremely self-interested billionaire hypocrite that would kill every single one of us to flatter his ego or enrich himself but he's not a Christian fundamentalist. Some people say he's racist but the only evidence I've ever seen those people offer is that he grew up in South Africa during apartheid. Maybe there's more to it than that but I'm not aware of it.

He's would and has 100% been in support of Trump and republican causes but not for ideological reasons. There was a buck or some attention in it for him.

Thanks. That’s pretty much my impression too.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

GABA ghoul posted:

Just read that Musky is buying Twitter and the wet president is coming back for a second term and I just wanna say I'm looking forward to posting itt again for the next 4 years :angel: :regd11:

Don’t paint the devil on the wall, plz. K, thx.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1519...%5Es1_&ref_url=

So if cops barge into your home can you shoot them?

It will save the taxpayers money. :eng101:

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