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FadingChord posted:This isn't a quote thread; it's murder! Brutally murdered 
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Coleman posted:Why? Because you're a robot? Nope, convicted felon. 
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Jul 9, 2013 02:11
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Milord posted:Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead. I'll always treasure it, and immediately hock it! 
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Jul 11, 2013 05:32
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Milord posted:The light! It's blinding! And the rear end pain! It's searing! The butter in my pocket is melting!
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Jul 13, 2013 02:50
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John Dough posted:Bonjour, y'all! Lousy gibberish! 
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Jul 27, 2013 02:59
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What smells like bloody sinuses?
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Aug 15, 2013 03:38
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SirSigma posted:I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service! You're supposed to be cutting the ribbon, sir... 
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Aug 20, 2013 03:29
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Hey, guess what you goons are accessories too!
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Aug 25, 2013 01:12
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Mister Kingdom posted:Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that! You would think I'd remember something like that! And who are you anyway?!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Labor Day? Today is Robanukah. 
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Sep 3, 2013 07:31
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To the Mandatorium! 
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Sep 11, 2013 03:07
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Alter Ego posted:Not one place remotely livable. YOU STAY OUT OF MY DUMPSTER! 
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Sep 20, 2013 05:32
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Havin' lots of sexxxxxxxxxx! I had snu-snu. 
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Sep 29, 2013 18:01
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Cojawfee posted:I DEMAND FREE MONEY! I've won the Spanish National Lottery!
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Oct 1, 2013 02:40
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Jerusalem posted:FALL, DAMMIT, FALL! I'm science-ing as fast as I can! 
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Nov 10, 2013 04:45
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Alter Ego posted:
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Nov 16, 2013 05:20
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Maybe you should put on a towel, sir.
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woodch posted:Sha'ap, baby! I know it! That proves nothing!
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Nov 23, 2013 06:05
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IUG posted:Get a forum you two! We're in a forum!
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Dec 5, 2013 03:58
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Serella posted:Oh my. Well, that certainly is honest. I know a paradox when I see one.
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Dec 5, 2013 06:29
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strangemusic posted:Does anyone have a reason that this couple should not be joined in the irrevocable shackles of holy bliss? I have no strong feelings one way or the other. 
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Dec 10, 2013 06:22
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DrBouvenstein posted:Nobody enjoys quoting Futurama. You mean I have to do two things?!
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Dec 13, 2013 08:15
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kelvron posted:My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John loving Zoidberg!
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Dec 19, 2013 04:25
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kelvron posted:ROBOT HOUSE! CHEESE IT! 
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Dec 22, 2013 17:08
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onoflalks posted:You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed If you let us use the backup we could've broken it, given up, and gone home by now!
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Dec 26, 2013 03:50
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TravBot posted:RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight! I DEMAND EXTRA DIPPING SAUCE!
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Dec 31, 2013 02:26
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kelvron posted:I'm walking on sunshine! Woah-oh-oh! Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!
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Jan 3, 2014 05:26
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TravBot posted:And I design mansions, and then live in them!  ME TOO!
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Jan 8, 2014 02:55
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I lied! I'm an appalling failure!
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John Dough posted:My ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete! I'll just take these $300 burglar's tools, then.
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Jan 19, 2014 09:15
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John Dough posted:Bailiff, drop it like it's legal precedent. I surrender and volunteer for treason!
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Jan 26, 2014 17:50
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John Dough posted:Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin'! 
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Feb 2, 2014 21:32
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TravBot posted:I surrender and volunteer for treason! You're supposed to be cutting the ribbon!
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Apr 27, 2014 00:06
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Coleman posted:And mix these mixed nuts! I see two almonds touching! I'll call you and tell you about it...
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May 29, 2014 05:09
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kelvron posted:All right. I'll need accomplices.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:41
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Jun 18, 2014 05:22
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Spiteski posted:What? A feast is a feast! You guys like swarms of things, right?
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MariusLecter posted:Futurama quoters like swarms of things right? Root Bear posted:You guys like swarms of things, right? I know a paradox when I see one!
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strangemusic posted:You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there could be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much... better. Prepare to enter... the Scary Door. Are you jacking-on in there? 
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Jerusalem posted:So here we are, two successful goons eating dinner at a fancy restaurant, like we both do all the time. YOU STAY OUT OF MY DUMPSTER!!!
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Jul 18, 2014 02:28
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Dr. Tommy John posted:
I had snu-snu.
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Coleman posted:I demand free money! I've won the Spanish National Lottery!
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