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From the "my roommate built a room in the living room" E/N thread:azurite posted:Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, built a little jerk-house with a hole... Huntersoninski posted:My room is comfortably small, with lightswitch holes in the wall, and inspectors always calling my naaame Splicer posted:Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only goon in this closet, build a little jerk-house with a hole
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 16:47 |
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Guy Mann posted:If I asked for relationship advise and some bitter dude wrote a wall of fanfiction about my relationship I would do the opposite of what he said too. Yeah I've always been torn about that post, because on the one hand I can't imagine changing my mind about a major life decision because some douche on the Internet heard one data point and wrote a novel about his snap judgment, but on the other hand I can't imagine him being wrong either. Also, goons ALWAYS tell you to end your relationships. More than one person once told me to call off my wedding because my fiancee and I sometimes argue about where we'll live in ten years. I suspect they're just in it to feel better about not being in a relationship themselves. I say all this with the full knowledge that everything that post said was, more likely than not, 100% on-the-nose correct. loquacius has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:Also, goons ALWAYS tell you to end your relationships. More than one person once told me to call off my wedding because my fiancee and I sometimes argue about where we'll live in ten years. I suspect they're just in it to feel better about not being in a relationship themselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 17:37 |
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Maybe they do it because people are dumb enough to ask relationship advice here.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 17:41 |
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That post is the time you mentioned to your buddy that Rebecca was flirting with you and that you were thinking about going for it and he grabbed you by the shoulders and said "DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, DUDE" and you laughed and thought "whatever, what does he know" and then a decade later your wife is asking why you're still getting canvasses full of smiling children painted in menstrual blood mailed to you once a month from your ex so many years after the fact
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 18:44 |
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Rebecca sounds artistic and fun!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 19:00 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rebecca sounds artistic and fun! I would gently caress Rebecca
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 19:13 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:
tater_salad posted:I'll think that in that era especially nearly all WASPs were racist.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 19:16 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:My wife and I have been married for 2 years. For a while now I have been into the idea of cuckolding. I watched cuckold porn for months and it was (and still is) incredibly arousing to me. I talked to several people online about it as well. I finally worked up the courage to ask my wife to do it before our anniversary. She was reluctant because she thought it would end badly but I kept pushing because I knew that I liked it and eventually she agreed.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 02:14 |
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i love how the word filter redeems that boring c/p
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 02:21 |
Chichevache posted:I AM A loving MORON story Just wait until she totally casually asks him if he liked it, and if maybe he wants to do it, again.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 02:23 |
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Never has that wordfilter been more applicable
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:01 |
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You'd think that having a fetish of any sort would be something you really really really think about and research before you decide to bring it up. Even more so when it involves some rando hammering your wife.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 06:28 |
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I'm calling bullshit. No way is anyone that stupid. Whoops a daisy, I mixed my fetishes up.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 06:36 |
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Outrail posted:I'm calling bullshit. No way is anyone that stupid. Whoops a daisy, I mixed my fetishes up. I kept getting a hard on when I used a straight razor. Then I chopped off my dick, but realized I just like smooth skin.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 11:05 |
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I can believe it. Same basic thing is going on with my buddy. Talked his wife into an open relationship, and now she does nothing but gently caress one of his best friends while he tries to nail girls from Tinder. It's not working out for them amazingly enough.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 12:23 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I can believe it. Same basic thing is going on with my buddy. Talked his wife into an open relationship, and now she does nothing but gently caress one of his best friends while he tries to nail girls from Tinder. It's not working out for them amazingly enough.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 12:29 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this is how literally every open marriage goes and it owns Amazingly enough not true! I have another couple friends that are in an open relationship and are extremely happy. Though theirs is more of a three-way relationship with just one extra person thrown in from time to time. They started it from the ground up like that though, which I feel is the best way to do it instead of changing the rules 5 years into a monogamous marriage.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 12:34 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Amazingly enough not true! I have another couple friends that are in an open relationship and are extremely happy. Though theirs is more of a three-way relationship with just one extra person thrown in from time to time. They started it from the ground up like that though, which I feel is the best way to do it instead of changing the rules 5 years into a monogamous marriage. It's true in 99/100 cases. Every time this comes up there's a goon or two that steps forward and says "thank god my friends are the exception to that rule" but seriously every other open relationship is one partner wanting to gently caress other people and the other going along with it because he or she is too chickenshit to say "no," and it owns It's one of those things you just can't warn people about, like when one of your friends gets sucked into an MLM scheme or back in high school when your best friend tells you he and his sweetheart are going to do the long-distance thing after graduation because she's going to college in a different state and they're gonna beat the odds and make it work because they're so in love and you're standing there listening to him keep building that house of cards one delusion after another, trying your damndest not to blurt out "dude she's gonna suck miles of dick her first semester there" Also the best open relationship stories start with one partner pressuring the other into it and end with the whole plan backfiring mad style
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 14:35 |
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I'm developing a fetish for seeing other people's fetishes backfire horribly and ruin their lives
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 14:40 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Also the best open relationship stories start with one partner pressuring the other into it and end with the whole plan backfiring mad style Oh, I remember an amazing instance of that one happening. I think it was originally posted on reddit rather than here, but eh: quote:Ok. This is long but I have a lot to get off my chest.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 16:34 |
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It's beautiful. Also exactly how most breakups go for guys 'oh I'll be crawling in dates when I'm single'.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 16:44 |
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The Poetry of Schadenfreude posted:
It's pure poetry
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:02 |
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Outrail posted:It's beautiful. This is why guys should just start cheating on women when they want to break up. Once the "scent" of being in a relationship is off of you other women stop coming out of the woodwork. This was honestly told to me by the same friend who is having a hell of a time in his open relationship. Just full of good ideas and thoughts that guy. One of the smartest people I know, but also one of the dumbest.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:17 |
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Perestroika posted:Oh, I remember an amazing instance of that one happening. I think it was originally posted on reddit rather than here, but eh: Every time that story gets posted - it's so delicious that it almost ventures into stdh territory. But, having known couples in open relationships, with varying degrees of success and/or trainwreck-ness, I know it's true. I like the assumption that open relationships are somehow supposed to be "fair". I don't know that I have ever heard of one which had "one for you, one for me" as a ground rule.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:23 |
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Perestroika posted:Oh, I remember an amazing instance of that one happening. I think it was originally posted on reddit rather than here, but eh: That's the good poo poo right there, yesssss Also good lord, "It's not fair!" is the most pathetic reason to try and call it off. He's like a quarter-inch from stomping on his hat and screaming "NO I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GET LAID ALL THE TIME, NOT HER!"
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:26 |
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HaB posted:Every time that story gets posted - it's so delicious that it almost ventures into stdh territory. But, having known couples in open relationships, with varying degrees of success and/or trainwreck-ness, I know it's true. I've known people who have had that rule. They're called swingers.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:39 |
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ITT we uncritically post jackoff material written by people with cuckolding fetishes and believe every word is true.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:56 |
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godDAMN that word filter is on point
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 18:13 |
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Super Dan posted:I've known people who have had that rule. They're called swingers. I guess in the non-monogamy Venn diagram, the Open Relationship circle would surround the Swinger circle, but I mentally don't think of those as the same thing. I guess because Open Relationships tend to be two people doing their own thing, on their own, whereas Swinging always seemed like you do it as a couple. Note: I have never been involved in either, so my information is all 2nd hand at best.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 18:26 |
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EB Nulshit posted:I feel sick. I cried last night and this morning but I've been able to avoid that at work so far. She wants to talk again tonight but she's already told me she isn't happy and doesn't want to be in a relationship with me. EB Nulshit posted:And now she's asking if I want to go see Finding Dory tonight. She said if I don't want to then we'll have to reschedule "our talk". A 50S RAYGUN posted:i hate you, but i don't hate you enough for you to get dumped at finding dory
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:50 |
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HaB posted:
Much like your sex life
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:17 |
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Travis343 posted:Much like your sex life Oh that's first hand, believe me I am working up to eventually it being someone else's hand or perhaps a v
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:50 |
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HaB posted:Oh that's first hand, believe me A.V. is the most common form of porn these days.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:00 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A.V. is the most common form of porn these days.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:01 |
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I always knew the AV Club was seedy as gently caress
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:27 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Yes, most porn is audiovisual by nature. dare you enter the magical world of olfactory porn scratch and sniff
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:dare you enter the magical world of olfactory porn no.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:dare you enter the magical world of olfactory porn I was always afraid the old man would find my stash of blank magazine stock that smelled exactly like huge tits
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:I was always afraid the old man would find my stash of blank magazine stock that smelled exactly like huge tits For some reason this sounds like the opening sentence of a short story.
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