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wellwhoopdedooo posted:My dad got drunk one night and literally ate my last two baby teeth I had pulled earlier that day. Tyrannosaurus posted:I have so many questions
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cheerfullydrab posted:Why do these threads always get closed or gassed? I was about to Because people start dumb arguments about dumb poo poo and other people don't have sufficient self-control to not engage.
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Broken Machine posted:Postcards from the Edge is a good film, just rewatched it the other day NoneMoreNegative posted:Hi, Mum & Dad
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Holy gently caress that dude spent a grand on a blow job machine. An 11lb blow job machine. lol you just googled a blow job machine and realized you can't afford it
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*sighs, wipes away single tear* "not this year, boner. we'll see how much we get back on our tax return"
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have the info for an affordable blowjob machine, but I don't want to give your mom's number out to just anyone. Why not? She does
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kalstrams posted:Beanless chili is a crime anyways. you motherfucker
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theflyingorc posted:i'm the self-awareness prefect posted:what is that drink, anyway? Kenny Logins posted:virgin old fashioned Space-Pope posted:if you slip powerful barbiturates into it, it's called a m'lady
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There's not much I like better in life than a cruel burn out of nowhere.infernal machines posted:
Moist von Lipwig posted:lol i just realized i can see my girlfriends office in this pic Hogge Wild posted:the street?
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wayfinder posted:are those the hot singles in my area Mr Dog posted:welp my dick just made like the dalai lama and went into hiding for 15 years wayfinder posted:be sure to stop it before it reappears inside a six year old boy wayfinder is on fire Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 19:07 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Jedit posted:Not really. Nobody ever sighed as they drew their birdhouse. I guess your art teacher was a much happier person than mine.
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theflyingorc posted:patrol went great, i managed to keep all pussy out of the area
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Intoluene posted:E/N is getting really loving weird these days. Guess again! I'm not sure why yospos is being treated to The Sexual Awakening of Echinopsis: The Serial, but I'm generally in favor of it.
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Magical.
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Star Wars discussion in yospos went off the railsImprobable Lobster posted:there's literally no way that darth icky isn't a joke Improbable Lobster posted:yeah, it seems pretty obvious that he was telling them to gently caress off Finster Dexter posted:Jar Jar Binks duTrieux. posted:chinese space bankers Sagebrush posted:The guy who lets them land is called land-o Trig Discipline posted:and the guy without a girlfriend is called hand solo DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:well that's why he shot first NoneMoreNegative posted:I've been looking forward to this for a long time, Solo... qntm posted:put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed Sham bam bamina! posted:you came in that thing? you're braver than i thought! Improbable Lobster posted:that's impossible, even for a computer infernal machines posted:let's blow this thing and go home! Sagebrush posted:Judge me by my size, do you? Sagebrush posted:Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora Not that weird, a lot of people get off on humiliation.
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Roro posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504 Ahaha I love how quickly goons figured out what's going on. It's like on Jeopardy when Alex barely finishes the first sentence and you can already see the contestants going apeshit on their buzzers. "My twelve year old brother just got sent to the hosp-BZZZZZT" "What is shoving things up his dickhole?"
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ahmeni posted:jfc this is going to kill some children ahmeni posted:imagine someone turning on the bottle warmer but it's some bargain basement poo poo so it overheats and bursts into flames and then you're trying to get your baby out of a flaming carriage but the sensor automatically keeps it a foot in front of you while a slowly melting speaker groans out "wheels on the bus"
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Good: hugs My homie have you tried hugs while you're high? They're amaaaaazing.
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sweeperbravo posted:you can tell a man's goodness by whether his hair lies to the side of THE LORD or to the side of SATAN Just checked my own hair and hail satan I guess.
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Aphrodite posted:You can always tell whether you're good or evil by looking in a mirror. Wow, I must actually be really thin and handsome then. 
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sweeperbravo posted:yeah i'm also a satan head  let's sacrifice a goat and then sodomize each other while listening to death metalHey this satan thing is actually pretty sweet, why aren't more people in on this?
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Roro posted:No they aren't. I only buy hot dogs that are guaranteed 100% DVDA.
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Chichevache posted:There are porn stars who weren't even alive when the trial happened. There were a lot more that were already dead. Makes you think.
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Similarly:iRend posted:i tried but she didn't care lord funk posted:
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Tracula posted:I dont know what's worse. The fact all you nerds are making these jokes or the fact that I get them. By far the former.
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Okay that's pretty great.
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The post.
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Front page now, gj Palpek http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/food-fad-shrimp/
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Volkerball posted:lol black moses Bam a lam
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I bet the mod notes on me are just about how much they like me and wish they could come hang out irl
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Niiiiiiiice
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Wedemeyer posted:Funny quote: We call it "dropping an ace".
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