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Adam Ford is the Dr. Steve Brule of Theology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6MMEsD_Avo
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 21:37 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 04:37 |
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Keep in mind this was after eight years of poo poo like "Is Our Children Learning?" and "Fool me once and you.. can't get fooled again" so conservatives were DESPERATE for a chance to turn the tables so they literally seized on the first verbal flub Obama made. That they've never been able to latch on to something better after eight years is slightly telling.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 17:19 |
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Man was not made for the Sabbath, the Sabbath was made for man. A Good Cartoon.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 02:49 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Hold the loving phone Weed is blonde? That's not weed that's Galatian Man's libertarian avatar he uses to make "gently caress you, got mine" arguments.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 00:53 |
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The Copper Kaiser posted:Maybe Adam4d will be our next Chris Muir? I for one feel the same masochistic need to read his awful comics on a regular basis. It's terrible how once you hear my position you immediately come to a conclusion about my character and judge me for it. That's for me (and my God who coincidentally agrees with me) to do!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 22:39 |
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Socialists are going to support LAZY MOOCHERS at the expense of those of us who WORK for a living - A cartoonist
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 00:48 |
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Kakairo posted:It's Monday! Kelly is taking a bold stance ahead of the Iowa caucus... I never really noticed it before but Kelly's "sinister woman" stock character bears a striking resemblance to Bitchy Bitch.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:44 |
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Was Rachael Dozeal not widely mocked in Adam Ford's alternate universe?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 03:20 |
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It's always fun when people who use the word "Statist" as a pejorative fall so deeply in love with The Great Man all over again.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 22:16 |
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Mister Beeg posted:A politoon about "neckbeard". Huh. "Society's Arbitrary Grooming Standards"
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 14:22 |
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Hey Branco. You may not want to call Transgender people perverts in the same cartoon where you draw a little girl with a Kardashian-grade badonkadonk.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 18:15 |
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Famed international assassin Golgo 13 goes undercover!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 16:44 |
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Scholtz posted:I think the 4d jokes are a lot funnier when you actually post the comic you're making fun of Counterpoint: If I HADN'T gone to Adam4d's site to read what specific smug bullshit he was pushing this week, I might have missed that Adam is starting a "Christ-centered Christian News Parody Website" called The Babylon Bee. Adam's goal is to deploy pro-religious satire in order to bring it up to parity with all that anti-religious satire out there (e.g. The Onion, I guess). Like every attempt made in the last fifteen years to make a "Conservative Version Of The Daily Show", I'm sure this will be an immediate hit. Share some of this wonderful content with your twitter-buds and Facebook-chums today! They're accepting reader submissions though!
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 02:11 |
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Bless you Rorus Raz
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 13:55 |
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Kajeesus posted:5 reasons to believe Bigfoot is out there 4. People died horribly rather than recant their faith, therefore the object of their faith is genuine.* *This rule only applies to Jesus. Offer void in Mecca, Medina, Ancient China, and Waco, Texas.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 00:45 |
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Here's a slightly cleaner version of the Dart proto-internet pic that I use for my twitter banner. Broadband still can't livestream mountain air into my home! The future is bullshit! Also here's a cute bit of futurism about the wonders of Air Mail! And a great one about the fantastical skyships we'll take everywhere in 2000! The sad thing about this one is, he's going to have to gate check at least one of those walking suitcases.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 00:05 |
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Trogdos! posted:
I am deeply offended by this person's willingness to do anything to obtain money - A Libertarian
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 19:36 |
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Saint Sputnik posted:Good news, there's an entire unironic comic devoted to doing this Honey, why are you coating that adding machine with lube? Our son needs a what?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 23:32 |
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The investigation into Hillary's email server would go a lot quicker if the agents investigating didn't insist on having someone print out the emails. AGC.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 04:55 |
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Adam's comic is a great example of The Asay Principle in action. Look at that adorable viking totally crushing on his shield-brother! I bet he writes poems about the guy and everything! Too. Cute. But yes people's moral codes are often informed and shaped by the societies they inhabit. That's why we should all follow the laws laid out in the book of Deuteronomy which wasn't informed by the culture of it's time thanks to Maaaaagic!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 23:52 |
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TVs Patrick Duffy posted:haha no idea if it's real or not, I got it on Twitter. It is not (as in, a real Ben Garrison cartoon). The guy is one of 4chan's perpetual buttmonkeys of abuse. https://thenib.com/the-internet-s-most-trolled-cartoonist-91a92d9b7585#.hioxc541d
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 00:04 |
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alnilam posted:Yeah I have no pity for him. He once pretended to be "above it all" and said "hey Trump actually probably sucks but won't it be fun to see things go crazy haha!!" which is the most privileged opinion ever, and ever since then he's been unironically swooning over Trump like crazy so even his smug south park "lol everything is dumb" shtick didn't last. The whole thing seems like it started out with people taking Ben's cartoons and making some of his more "dog-whistle" opinions overt. Like that first one with the "Illuminati eye" with the Democrat and Republican leg. Whether Ben likes it or not, "International Financiers" has always been a micron away from "International Jewish Conspiracy." Of course, some people seem to be unironic fans of "Zyklon Ben's" cartoons so as usual the internet proves that no level of parody is beyond what some people actually believe.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 02:10 |
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"So what you consider "moral" isn't absolute! Different cultures have different beliefs about whether things like Homosexuality and Pillaging are acceptable. Thankfully I have here a set of moral guidelines from a three thousand year old Levantine society that ~MAGICALLY~ aren't derived from "culture" or "community" but by a divine revelation that makes them Objectively True across all time and space!"
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 16:21 |
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The New President should summarily imprison his political opponents - A Libertarian
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 05:37 |
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All this one is missing is some anime pixie girl merchandise and it'd be perfect.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 23:50 |
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xthetenth posted:Seriously though how the gently caress do we have nazis, and why the hell do they have such a huge overlap with a particular form of entertainment? I mean, it's not even good anime like Cowboy Bebop or Redline. It's all that uguu poo poo. Content: http://adam4d.com/soon-be-dead/ This one's all words and one lame picture of a skull. It's about death and how you're not as introspective as Adam Ford. Also some people try to not think about dying or concoct elaborate fantasies about immortality drugs. Can you imagine indulging in rank escapism like that? Not like Adam, who thinks about all the rooms his cool heaven mansion is going to have.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 01:26 |
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JaggerMcDagger posted:GET A TATTOO OF THIS RAD SKULL TO DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED Adam Ford, straight up telling people to ignore Leviticus 19:28.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 03:50 |
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I hope someone rearranges your shoes again, you dick.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 14:01 |
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Hmm yes I'm sure in the case of a "lawful" execution of a citizen by the authorities, Jesus would side with the killer.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 17:24 |
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Remind me again how angry I'm supposed to be about 4chan picking on poor, poor Zyklon Ben. "New false flag lures", eh Ben? Go gently caress yourself.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 18:35 |
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Adorable. posted:Trump is a smart man and must know what he’s doing. In any horror movie, right before poo poo hits the fan, someone always says something like this. "Come on, the captain wouldn't order us into cannibal country without a good reason, right?" "Should you be dumping all that toxic waste into the crocodile habitat? Well you're the scientist, you know best."
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 23:49 |
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Rorus Raz posted:4 So in this metaphor, John McCain catches his wife-daughter, "The Liberal Media", sleeping with a younger, swarthier suitor.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 22:15 |
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Hey Allie, here's how you do the "cute kid is selling something they shouldn't be with an overturned box" bit. Granted, this approach will require you to "tell jokes" instead of the "having my PoC Republican character mourn the death of the discourse" thing you're doing, but I think you'll find you get much better results with the former!
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 18:39 |
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Geostomp posted:Wait, spending 45 million on food stamps is something horrible here? In a country where poverty runs rampant and that amount would barely cover a significantly sized city? Also, bitching about not sufficiently cleaning up the mess that the predecessors left is incredibly ironic. No you see if taxes were lower and Obama abolished the EPA, employers would hire more people and pay their employees more and people wouldn't need government handouts to survive! *
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 13:36 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Isnt it a fact that properly inflated tires does indeed help with mileage? Well, well, well! Looks like we got us a COLLEGE BOY here fellas! Look, what you and Obummer don't understand is that if an American wants to get three miles to the gallon driving his Cadillac Escalade on the rims, it's his God given right to do so. The president has no business telling Americans that they should "inflate their tires", "put on a sweater" or "avoid playing with rusty nails."
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 08:03 |
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Selachian posted:Fred (Slacktivist) Clark has written extensively on this, and you're right. They produce painstakingly detailed End Times timelines that utterly deny that anything in Revelation might be a metaphor. And of course it all has to be applicable to modern society -- no suggesting that the author might have been writing for his contemporaries with reference to what were then current events. You look at poo poo like this and it helps you realize the real reason these fundies wanted to ban Dungeons and Dragons: fear of competition.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 16:09 |
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Rorus Raz posted:I winder which of the B-listers will mention the whole Seth Rich murder thing Uhh I think they have more important things to do cartoons about - like Malia Obama joining the choom gang!
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 05:19 |
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Jurgan posted:Also, j just watched that "cans without labels" video, and ugh. People paid money for that? "Donald Bastard! See, the joke is that Donald Duck is kind of a bastard! Money please!" He did one of the first cartoons for Adult Swim too, called "Boo boo runs wild!", and it's the same poo poo. Get this. What if characters from Yogi Bear said CUSSES?!
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 14:46 |
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"You all need to stop being so mad when people are killed by lawfully applied state authority" - Jesus
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:44 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 04:37 |
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That man is clearly Canadian!
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 01:51 |