NewtGoongrich posted:

Do flea market vendors in your area typically have anthropomorphic ponies with a big set of human tits in their stall?

Crasscrab posted:

Yeah, he has a congenital disorder. Really funny stuff.

fool_of_sound posted:

The post was made in order to piss off Redditors by applying the same unreal standards for attractiveness that they use to qualify women to men. It was intentionally made to make most people a 5 or less.

Telemarchitect posted:

Crossposted from the toronto thread:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2013/06/26/bronys_men_who_dig_my_little_pony_feel_misunderstood.html

BiggerBoat posted:

gently caress you. I don't even wear glasses, but if I did it'd probably be a pain in the rear end to carry different ones around with me all the time. Congratulations on having 20/20 vision, awesome eyesight and being uber cool with the ladies and all, I guess. When you're done with that explain to this guy:


What an awkward, ugly he creep he is for needing glasses and wanting convenience.

Sagebrush posted:

I think it's more than just sprinkles. Looks like they actually dug a hole.

Kung Food posted:

skander posted:

The neckbeard believes that the neckbeard, ponytail, and fedora are actually attractive. He's dressed up and looking his best.

Ringo Star Get posted:

I'm seriously considering opening a Southern tuxedo rental store with nothing but sleeveless shirts and coats.

Bean posted:

I love how every inch of this is photoshopped and it still looks like a mess. What happened to her eyes, why'd they get wider?

Plan Z posted:

About those glasses, they're typically the "free with insurance" type, and I think people think they're sleek-looking due to the minimality. Unfortunately, they have some problems:

1) They're not really created for style, and are stretched out depending on how fat your nerd head is. You've most likely seen some big, ponytailed goonface wearing bifocal cheapies, with the temples of the glasses stretched and holding on to dear life to his greasy ears. This makes your head look big and fat.

2) They still magnify your eyes and crap. Without large frames, this looks goofy as hell, because you end up with either that fleshy magnification problem or it makes your head look all cut up.

3) Less is not more. When you have a goonhead like me, throwing tiny stuff onto big stuff makes the big stuff look bigger.

jidohanbaiki posted:

I imagine the aftermath leaves your vulva looking exactly like a chip n' dip bowl that once had BBQ Doritos and ranch dip in it.

Scathach posted:

Mad Hamish posted:

"Was accused of raping someone but he's not even Irish"

That picture is too ridiculous. It cannot be real. My mind will not allow it to be real.

cobalt impurity posted:

I just noticed, unless she has a really odd set of genes, or the camera angle is really messing with it, her legs are shaved clean. I would imagine they would be at least noticeably hairy unless she was shaving them. Her eyebrows also look to be shaped, though really boxy.

Why the gently caress would you shave your legs but not your chest, pits, or thick, voluminous trail?! Especially when it clearly upsets you that you get "negative energy" most often when wearing bikinis in public?

meataidstheft posted:

I really wish I could understand what mechanism of the brain these people use to make them think that kind of poo poo will result in any kind of success.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

What does that poo poo even mean? Shouldn't it be "Nothing can quench my thirst for Jesus?"

veedubfreak posted:

I think it's just the lighting. What I don't understand is how she puts those shorts on. If I try to wear a pair of jeans that are slightly too tight I can barely breathe. I can't even imagine trying to wear a pair of shorts that are at least 3-4 inches too small.

LorrdErnie posted:

Gorilla Salad posted:

Also, the repulsive little troll in the middle of that picture was the catalyst for the entire nasty episode. PM Julia Gillard's father had just died and Alan Jones (the little troll) declared, during an address to the Sydney University Liberals Club*, that her father had died of shame.

This is the same Alan Jones who almost single-handedly incited the Cronulla race riot. He's also an infamous homophobe, while it being the worst kept secret in the country that he like a bit of rough. Remember that US politican who got caught giving hand jobs to strangers in an airport toilet? Yeah, that.


To make matters even worse, after it exploded** renown misogynist, lizard man and leader of the opposition Liberal Party, Tony Abbott, decided it would be a great idea to say, in Parliament, that he thought Gillard's government should have "died of shame". And said this while Gillard herself was sitting directly across the table from him.



* Financial liberal that is, not social liberal - think Hitler Youth but without the style. Also, the Hitler Youth weren't as racist.


** The 'died of shame' thing that is, not toilet hand jobs. Though I suppose you could say they explode too, in their own way.



EDIT - And because everyone needs to see that our opposition leader really is a lizard man:

M_Sinistrari posted:

And it's not like they're doing it for the usual crunchy granola crowd's reasoning for eating it. Granted I've never heard of this 'scatology based fitness' thing they're blogging about but I can't help but keeping thinking about scatology part and..eww, just ewww.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Holy androgyny batman.

pageerror404 posted:

I thought being an MRA was reserved for young redditors. Those men just looked like old guys with old guy hobbies.

Good Citizen posted:

Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis.

The fact that I know that is seriously making me question the direction of my life.

LingcodKilla posted:

Maybe just maybe it's just puddle stain from riding a bike in the rain.


Most likely just poop.

Hirayuki posted:

That's a crown, you plebe.

LeafyOrb posted:

What is he holding and why is he holding it there?

All the questions you don't want answered and more at Ahncon.

Edit: eff there was another page, so what the gently caress is on his head?

Missing Name posted:

Remember, us Americans use "cal" to represent "1000 calories" to make us feel better about what we eat. The rest of the world uses "kcal."

So 30k US calories = 30 * 1000 * 1000 = 3*10⁷ real calories. Or 30 million. That's more energy than a pound of gasoline, or about 143 standard Hershey bars. I don't think he drinks pure gasoline, so candy is a safer bet.

Holy gently caress, if we burned him alive we could keep NYC lit up for like a fraction second. Or my hometown for a day.

Dreadwroth posted:

Hey mister goth guy, being an actual atheist kind of means you can't call yourself a Roman Catholic. Ya know, all that not believing in a god and stuff.
And wow his hair is super fried, might want to lay off the black dye there my gloomy friend.

skander posted:

Wouldn't they be jacking off under?

Ambitious Spider posted:

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well, keyboard goop is no longer the grosses jizz-related thing I've seen here.

Tardcore posted:

Those toe shoes are actually meant for running, I have no idea why you'd ever wear them if you're not doing that.

Zack_Gochuck posted:

If I saw this man doing this on my grandfather's grave, I would make him eat his book and step on his hat.

Germstore posted:

edit: I'm dumb.

I am OK posted:

Haha yes I'm just gonna start up this insanely addictive and expensive habit that gives me a buzz slightly less powerful than Red Bull.

Aerox posted:

The best part, though, is they have explicit rules about how if someone gets a boner everyone has to ignore it.



http://www.oc-cuddle.com/html/frequently_asked_questions__fa.html#WhatIfSomethingComesUpp

Whatev posted:

*BZZT* LIFE GUARD YELLOW ALERT: BONER IMMINENT

Barf Wight posted:

This is great stuff, if the woman is sitting and you are standing, try putting your butt on her shoulder (ever so slightly) while you are talking let out little toots down her back. If she doesn't vomit out of sheer disgust she will definitely want to bang.

What could the $3 for the "fast pick-up" be? I'm drawing blanks.

Ambitious Spider posted:

That cuddle party girl from a few pages back popped up in my OKC quiver.